things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:01 am

fatman wrote:day three in camp:

"so I guess Joe isn't coming back with my cappuccino...."
austrotard wrote:day 9...

"I don't think joe's coming back with my cappuccino, hey."

to be fair I did have five extra days of luxury with my 'valet'.
so you can pick any day after he left. fucker never come back.

topical:

'so I guess I'll be off in the morning...'
"but what if I don't want you to go?"
'I've got things to do, mitch.'

the cc never left me. he just didn't take me anywhere either.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:17 am

'I think what he meant was he is fiscally right.'
"yeah. well... I've yet to meet someone who isn't."
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by yard4sale » Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:58 pm

austrotard wrote:
fatman wrote:day three in camp:

"so I guess Joe isn't coming back with my cappuccino...."
austrotard wrote:day 9...

"I don't think joe's coming back with my cappuccino, hey."

to be fair I did have five extra days of luxury with my 'valet'.
so you can pick any day after he left. fucker never come back.

topical:

'so I guess I'll be off in the morning...'
"but what if I don't want you to go?"
'I've got things to do, mitch.'

the cc never left me. he just didn't take me anywhere either.
Elates: pretty much every morning

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:07 pm

"that Fishing Goddess has some big ol' hatchery tits..."
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:17 pm

'how the fuck did you get that photo so fast? is she your fucking wallpaper?'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sun Nov 27, 2016 2:10 am

'what sort of fucking name is norb?'

'way to go, norb.'

'I'm pouring a sip for norm.'
"it's norb."
'fuck it... norb then.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by MTgrayling » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:58 pm

Is that guy a squirrel?
Ryan says... "fuck you"

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Mon Nov 28, 2016 2:51 am

'mitch, what's a bell end?'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by cornholio » Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:19 pm

austrotard wrote:'mitch, what's a bell end?'
Forgot to ask about sprogs and ranga.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by cornholio » Tue Nov 29, 2016 3:20 pm

"That was quite possibly the best thing I've ever shoved in my mouth"

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:12 pm

'jesus fucking christ those glasses are filthy... I gotta tell you, I'm pretty embarrassed to be with you right now.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:22 pm

'what the fuck is a bank machine?'
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