things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by LA Fly Guy » Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:14 am

fatman wrote:paraphrased:

so there was this large, African-American waitress, wearing construction boots.

she took off her clothes and proceeded to smash Oly cans with her butt cheeks...
And the one standing on the bar smashing 'em with her tits was getting pissed.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sat Dec 24, 2016 12:45 am

''killer.''


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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Lando » Sat Dec 24, 2016 4:24 am

Theee things the Europeans don't understand:
1. Star Wars....they just don't get it.
2. Peanut Butter....they look at you like it's like someone licking asshole for the first time.
3. Root Beer....
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Mar 17, 2017 10:34 am

"it's not about watching me catch all the fish... it's about us watching you not catch any."
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by MTgrayling » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:24 am

austrotard wrote:"it's not about watching me catch all the fish... it's about us watching you not catch any."
That does not sound lime a good guide
Advise... hire another...

Naw, I don't think Ryan would have stabbed these twats in the fuk. He'd stab at the head.


Mind your balls guys, if you got any...
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Redchaser » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:48 am

Lando wrote:.....
2. Peanut Butter....they look at you like it's like someone licking asshole for the first time.
......
As opposed to someone licking asshole for the 3rd or 4th time?
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Fri Mar 17, 2017 5:15 pm

Redchaser wrote:
Lando wrote:.....
2. Peanut Butter....they look at you like it's like someone licking asshole for the first time.
......
As opposed to someone licking asshole for the 3rd or 4th time?
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Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:16 am

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Transylwader » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:08 am

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Average Joe » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:57 pm

"So a few months ago I took my wife to London. Great city. So I'm sitting in a pub, talking to some of the locals, when all of a sudden my wife turns to me and says, 'Are we ever going to see any of the sights while we're here?' And I go, 'What do you mean?' And she says, 'We've been here for nearly two weeks. Every day after breakfast, you hail a cab in front of our hotel and tell the driver, 'Take me to a pub.' Then you spend the rest of the day drinking in the pub and talking to the locals while I just sit there, and I'm tired of it. I haven't seen Buckingham Palace, or Big Ben, or the Thames, or the museums... all I've seen is the inside of our hotel, the inside of some cabs, and the inside of nearly two dozen pubs.' So I turned to her and said, 'Well then tomorrow morning when I ask you, 'What do you want to do today?' - just like I've done every fucking day since we've been here - don't look at me and say, 'Whatever you want,' unless you want to end up in yet another fucking pub, because this is what I like to do."

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:28 pm

"we are like brothers."

sorry, that's my best uzbekistani accent.

topical:

''are you aware you clear your throat every two minutes?''
'yes.'
''it's annoying.''
'good.'
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:25 am

austrotard wrote:
Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:28 pm

''are you aware you clear your throat every two minutes?''
'yes.'
''it's annoying.''
'good.'

That must be an accountant thing....................I swear My accountant in the next office has turrets.

relates: Loud concert footage drowns it out.

lates: as of late I think I'm going deaf.

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