All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By austrotard
mitch/porno: she come skimming through rays of violet, she can wade in a drop of dew, she don't come and I don't follow waits backstage while I sing to you...


porno: ha ha ha.
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By austrotard
porno: I'm being sincere here, love. my grandmother came from poland and she used to make these and it would take her all day. literally! I know... I'm serious. trust me on this. I don't know anyway else to put it. these are the best fucking perogies I've ever had. and trust me... I've had perogies.

mrs. rammerjammers: umm... okay. thank you.

porno: you probably don't know this, my grandmother came from poland and she used to make these. I'm serious. these are sooo fucking good, hey. hiccup.
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By fatman
"We refer to everyone as 'mate'. Our mates we call 'cunt' "
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By Redchaser
ChaseChrome wrote:CC: pie shine???
Inebriate drawl from the shadows, "yeah it's fawkingawesome..."
Shonnie Shon Shonnessy: "Fucking piss tastes like Apple Jacks Cereal mate..."
If you watched "Justified" you probably wouldn't want to drink any shine called "Apple Pie"
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By fatman
"Has anyone seen my (t)weed?"
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By fatman
waiter: can I box up your Autumn Salad, sir?

Mitch: no thanks, mate. cheers.

Peeber: I think he just told that guy to fuck off in Austrian
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