things I a-heared at drake camp

[El Jeffe]

Mitch: Has anyone seen my suitcase?

Porno: You mean the one laying open in the rain?

[MTgrayling]

Zombie frogs, a fuk ton of zombie frogs.

and rain.

[austrotard]

mitch/porno: she come skimming through rays of violet, she can wade in a drop of dew, she don't come and I don't follow waits backstage while I sing to you...

mitch:...bitch

porno: ha ha ha.

[austrotard]

porno: I'm being sincere here, love. my grandmother came from poland and she used to make these and it would take her all day. literally! I know... I'm serious. trust me on this. I don't know anyway else to put it. these are the best fucking perogies I've ever had. and trust me... I've had perogies.

mrs. rammerjammers: umm... okay. thank you.

porno: you probably don't know this, my grandmother came from poland and she used to make these. I'm serious. these are sooo fucking good, hey. hiccup.

[fatman]

"We refer to everyone as 'mate'. Our mates we call 'cunt' "

[austrotard]

mitch: in my head I'm yelling.

everyone: yeah, well we still can't hear a fucking word you say.

[FormerlyChaseChrome]

Peebs: (general broadcast...) "Hey what you guys bring Chase for lunch that I can eat..."

[FormerlyChaseChrome]

CC: jfc...apple pie shine???
Inebriate drawl from the shadows, "yeah it's fawkingawesome..."
Shonnie Shon Shonnessy: "Fucking piss tastes like Apple Jacks Cereal mate..."

[Redchaser]

CC: jfc...apple pie shine???
Inebriate drawl from the shadows, "yeah it's fawkingawesome..."
Shonnie Shon Shonnessy: "Fucking piss tastes like Apple Jacks Cereal mate..."

If you watched "Justified" you probably wouldn't want to drink any shine called "Apple Pie"

[fatman]

"Has anyone seen my (t)weed?"

[fatman]

waiter: can I box up your Autumn Salad, sir?

Mitch: no thanks, mate. cheers.

Peeber: I think he just told that guy to fuck off in Austrian

[austrotard]

waitress: do you want a box?

the champ: I said 'pardon?'...