[MTgrayling]

'jesus fucking christ those glasses are filthy... I gotta tell you, I'm pretty embarrassed to be with you right now.'

The world appears more accurate through a haze of human scum.

Hey, good thing my truck is spotless.



Dammit man, I know there's still a decent Caesar salad in America...

[austrotard]

'fair enough, it's a rubbish coon as you say but let's not pretend like you lot wouldn't get all fucking collited if you saw a dead roo.'



"what the fuck did he just say?"

"'fuck... yeah... I uhh... I don't know, man."'

[MTgrayling]

Has anyone of you twats ever actually seen a midget hooker?

[FormerlyChaseChrome]

Has anyone of you twats ever actually seen a midget hooker?

Psychotimmy keeps them stashed in his backpack...
River-snack pack

[austrotard]

''I'd appreciate it you would stop farting in my sleeping bag.''

'phew. that tent smells like a dirty old bum.'

[Redchaser]

"Want me to scrub your back....with my belly?"

[austrotard]

with regard to fishing with others...

'look, I understand that there cannot be something wrong with all these people and the problem must be me. but you have to understand... I just don't give a fuck.'

[BigTimber]

Balls

[cornholio]

" Yeah, I’ve worked with some Mexicans. Nice folks, the lot of them. Just don’t let those little bastards borrow your tools, hey. You’ll never get them back."

[fatman]

paraphrased:

so there was this large, African-American waitress, wearing construction boots.

she took off her clothes and proceeded to smash Oly cans with her butt cheeks...

[austrotard]

''whaachadooooin'?''

[BigTimber]

let's play a game. Guess what's in Mike's pockets.

did he just pull a grinder out of his truck?
who brings a grinder to a bake?
Mike does.