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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:22 pm
by MTgrayling
austrotard wrote:'jesus fucking christ those glasses are filthy... I gotta tell you, I'm pretty embarrassed to be with you right now.'
The world appears more accurate through a haze of human scum.

Hey, good thing my truck is spotless. :wink



Dammit man, I know there's still a decent Caesar salad in America...

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:04 pm
by austrotard
'fair enough, it's a rubbish coon as you say but let's not pretend like you lot wouldn't get all fucking collited if you saw a dead roo.'



"what the fuck did he just say?"

"'fuck... yeah... I uhh... I don't know, man."'





Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:11 am
by MTgrayling
Has anyone of you twats ever actually seen a midget hooker?

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:03 pm
by FormerlyChaseChrome
MTgrayling wrote:Has anyone of you twats ever actually seen a midget hooker?
Psychotimmy keeps them stashed in his backpack...
River-snack pack

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:26 pm
by austrotard
''I'd appreciate it you would stop farting in my sleeping bag.''

'phew. that tent smells like a dirty old bum.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:17 pm
by Redchaser
"Want me to scrub your back....with my belly?"

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:56 am
by austrotard
with regard to fishing with others...

'look, I understand that there cannot be something wrong with all these people and the problem must be me. but you have to understand... I just don't give a fuck.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:55 am
by BigTimber
Balls

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2016 2:07 pm
by cornholio
" Yeah, I’ve worked with some Mexicans. Nice folks, the lot of them. Just don’t let those little bastards borrow your tools, hey. You’ll never get them back."

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:45 pm
by fatman
paraphrased:

so there was this large, African-American waitress, wearing construction boots.

she took off her clothes and proceeded to smash Oly cans with her butt cheeks...

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:32 am
by austrotard
''whaachadooooin'?''

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2016 8:01 am
by BigTimber
let's play a game. Guess what's in Mike's pockets.

did he just pull a grinder out of his truck?
who brings a grinder to a bake?
Mike does.