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By fallen513
#679879
"Quit being a pussy and pierce that titty!!!!"
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By RockyMtHigh
#680264
A banjo and pig noises playing as kayakers were called out for random shit... Like pissing in the river, having a man bun, and little kids hanging their legs outside of a kayak.

And then the sound of an F350 bottoming out in a river.
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By austrotard
#684891
"holy fuck. you're a lot better looking in person."
'you and I are gonna get on famously, mate.'

"so... where the fuck are you from, man?"
'I'm foreign everywhere.'

"so... am I supposed to tip?"

"hey, thanks for coming to get us. I've been jrinking since 7am this morning watching the superbowl."

'okay. the first thing we're going to do today is kick the shit out of some roos. maybe some quokka soccer, fancy it?'

'you want another pint?'
"hic... I think I should just go home. where is it?"
'it's right across the street there, mate.'

'so do you want some of these flying pills?'
"fuck. no way, dude."


'everybody named mike is from new jersey.'
-elizabeth
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By Spudnik
#684951
“I’m just gonna skin up right here”

Lots of kids here in the states could learn a lesson or two on being polite and well-mannered from Elizabeth. Cheers again, forever indebted.

Oh, and I should’ve paid more attention to layovers on the flight out. Full fucking 48 hours of travel. Just feeling like a human again.
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By fly-chucker
#685003
Spudnik wrote: Fri Feb 09, 2018 1:16 pm “I’m just gonna skin up right here”

Lots of kids here in the states could learn a lesson or two on being polite and well-mannered from Elizabeth. Cheers again, forever indebted.

Oh, and I should’ve paid more attention to layovers on the flight out. Full fucking 48 hours of travel. Just feeling like a human again.
must have learned it from her mum
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By austrotard
#685020
"so is that a bogan?"
'yeah... umm, I suppose he is if you want him to be.'
"what about her? is she a bogan?"
'dude, they're all fucking bogans. look around you, mate. hell, even my wife and kids are bogans.'
"well what about you?"
'I'm a cub.'
"a cub? what's that?"
'a cashed up bogan. hey? hey? you like that?.. you fucking seppbogan.'
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By BigTimber
#685026
is that show "Housos" still on?
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