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By austrotard
#611445
mitch: you know, I got a letter from the government the other day...

porno: what it say?

mitch: well I opened it and read it...

porno: and...

mitch: it said they were suckers. [/shrugs]

porno: what they want?

mitch: they wanted me for some army or w'ever.

porno: and did you give a damn?

mitch: I said never.

mitch/porno: bwahahaha!

rammerjammers: I don't know what's scarier. the fact that you know who public enemy is or the fact that you two fuckheads know all the lyrics.

porno: ha ha... first you're rich then you're famous, maaate.
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By austrotard
#611447
mitch: so the fellas and I were just watching. your casting is coming along nicely.

jason/tony stewart: no it isn't. I fucking hate spey casting or switch casting or whatever the fuck this is called.

mitch: fair enough, mate.
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By austrotard
#611452
jrunken unknown: I don't give a fuck what these pricks say... I fucking love steely dan.

jrunken unknown 2: yeah. me too.
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By austrotard
#611453
tim: wow. whew!!! I think that tweed really picked me up. I was pretty rough and thought I was gonna puke for sure.

mitch: mate. you are the only one in the world that can do that.
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By west_jay
#611460
"At eleven pm, the ginger bird caved in, I said "Fellas, it's been good to know yaaa." :smile
By steelhound
#611504
Wb25: "hey guys, I really enjoy playing Luke Bryan's songs"
#611510
ALL WEEKEND:

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sound of velcro...more
rustle rustle...rustlerustle
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat

repeat...

patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
sound of velcro...more
rustle rustle...rustlerustle
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat

repeat...

patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
sound of velcro...more
rustle rustle...rustlerustle
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
patpat pat...patpat...pat...patpatpat
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Shmitch: "Fucking lost my skins again...which one of you fuckers stole 'em?"
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By austrotard
#611511
ChaseChrome wrote:ALL WEEKEND
more like 20 days.
nice sweater, mind.



everyone: so how long did it take to get here?

mitch: I think this time it was 34hrs door to door. not too bad, mind... last year's ak was 44hrs.

everyone: jfc. I could never do that. if you need anything, just ask. we got your back, mitch. anything you want...

mitch: cool. you got any tweed?

everyone: sorry, man. no.

mitch: be a lot cooler if you did.
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By Average Joe
#611512
AJ: “Here’s the stuff you asked for: cigar punch, cigar lighter, toffe-ettes, twelve pack of Sam Adams, 21 ‘farclas, and 21 ‘livet.”

Mitch: “What, no fucking eggs?”

silence

AJ: "The idea of packing a couple dozen chicken eggs in my suitcase really didn't appeal to me, so no. No fucking eggs."

Mitch: "Fuck mate. I was really looking forward to eating those eggs."

AJ: "Why don't you eat one of those hot dogs instead?"

Mitch, with hot dog in hand: "What, no fucking mustard? Who serves hot dogs without mustard?"

AJ: Goes back to the booze table and pours himself another drink.
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By austrotard
#611513
mitch: well, that's me done. fuck me. it's 2am.

jose: I'll walk you to your room.

mitch: that's all right. I think I shall be able to find my cottage.

westjay: hee hee. cottage.

jose: no. I think it's better if we walk you.

mitch: I think I'll be okay, mates.

west jay: mitch. we're walking you.

25 pinballing minutes later...

mitch: well, cheers. I think there was every chance of me dying back there, walking across that paddock. tweed is not warm, hey.

jose: no worries.

west jay: it looks like they left the door open for you. good night.

mitch: cheers, lads. I'll see you in the morning.

mitch enters, door closes...


mitch: FUCK! OFF!

peebs: bwahahaha. good night, mitch.

mitch: night, peebs. homo.
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