things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by ironman » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:27 am

(to Sakonnet)

You ate the only lobster with speed in it - AJ
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by ironman » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:29 am

I smell like freshly baked muffins and victory - AJ
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fly-chucker » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:07 pm

At local only breakfast joint

FredA - "I'll take two eggs scrambled, bacon, and white toast.

Waitress - rolls eyes and mouths "fuck you"

fly-chucker - "She must not have liked your order"

:wink
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Bigguy » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:00 pm

Sage advice- avoid old girl friends at all cost!

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:23 pm

"c'mon! it's selfie time!"
okay. so here's a declaration based around fake news and a constitution declaring the gracious acceptance of more fake news. your[sic] still number one, josh.


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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:35 pm

"here's your coffee, 'nigel'." says a drakian to the black fella.

only in 'straya, hey.



disclaimer: yeah. they're mates.
disclaimer part deux: and no, it wasn't me.
and three: funnily enough there was no fucking kneeling afterwards. only high-five success.

I guess that makes us special.
okay. so here's a declaration based around fake news and a constitution declaring the gracious acceptance of more fake news. your[sic] still number one, josh.


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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fly-chucker » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:50 am

"as long as I can see Tranny's nipples, we'll be OK"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits." -CC

"Get off the water you dumb asses…there is a shit storm coming." -Pancho Rancho

"Fucker compared my small stream trout weenie cast to an epileptic with Tourette’s Syndrome." -Carpe Tructa

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fly-chucker » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:57 am

"it tickles"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits." -CC

"Get off the water you dumb asses…there is a shit storm coming." -Pancho Rancho

"Fucker compared my small stream trout weenie cast to an epileptic with Tourette’s Syndrome." -Carpe Tructa

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