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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:27 am
by ironman
(to Sakonnet)

You ate the only lobster with speed in it - AJ

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:29 am
by ironman
I smell like freshly baked muffins and victory - AJ

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:07 pm
by fly-chucker
At local only breakfast joint

FredA - "I'll take two eggs scrambled, bacon, and white toast.

Waitress - rolls eyes and mouths "fuck you"

fly-chucker - "She must not have liked your order"

:wink

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:00 pm
by Bigguy
Sage advice- avoid old girl friends at all cost!

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:23 pm
by austrotard
"c'mon! it's selfie time!"

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:35 pm
by austrotard
"here's your coffee, 'nigel'." says a drakian to the black fella.

only in 'straya, hey.



disclaimer: yeah. they're mates.
disclaimer part deux: and no, it wasn't me.
and three: funnily enough there was no fucking kneeling afterwards. only high-five success.

I guess that makes us special.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:50 am
by fly-chucker
"as long as I can see Tranny's nipples, we'll be OK"

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:57 am
by fly-chucker
"it tickles"

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:34 am
by austrotard
here's a popular rhetoric...

"what the fuck are we listening to."

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 4:40 pm
by Redchaser
Everybody “farther farther you’re 3 feet short”
Ruddy Duck “that’s the problem with tenkara”

Ruddy Duck “Where’s the mullet juice?”

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:39 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
cliff: yeah... the job was in padbury.
mtice: I don't even know where padbury is. hey, do you remember when those fellas spray-painted the iga up there? they changed the sign to padbury niggas.
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rampant: whoa! just a fucking minute! I find that very disrespectful. I mean for fuck's sake... we've got one right here sat at the table!

silence and then balltearing laughter.

mtice: wait. cliff isn't from padbury...

and then again.



we're a touchy bunch down here, hey.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:20 pm
by fatman
"did you cream?"