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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 10:47 pm
by fallen513
They’re a conquered people. Time to get over it.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:38 am
by Redchaser
fatman wrote: Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:20 pm "did you cream?"
At least it was a chick asking me that.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:51 am
by LA Fly Guy
Fatman - "What we need is a full dress salmon fly for the tenkaro rod"

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am
by Redchaser
"I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am
by Ruddy Duck
Redchaser wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am "I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:06 pm
by LA Fly Guy
Ruddy Duck wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am
Redchaser wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am "I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.
At least he got his food. One of the steaks didn't come out at the same time as all the others. I wonder why.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:41 am
by Redchaser
Ruddy Duck wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am
Redchaser wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am "I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.
I eat lunch with Mike about once a week, I worry about how much spit, Jizz and Pubes I've consumed on his behalf..

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:36 am
by LA Fly Guy
Redchaser wrote: Fri Dec 21, 2018 8:41 am
Ruddy Duck wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 10:45 am
Redchaser wrote: Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:10 am "I want a brownie ala-mode and a black coffee....at the exact same time" - Lurker Mike.
If you ever go to a restaurant with Mike, order you food with "no spit and pubes on the side" just to be safe.

Waitresses find him oh so charming.
I eat lunch with Mike about once a week, I worry about how much spit, Jizz and Pubes I've consumed on his behalf..
Your immune system should be pretty strong by this point from all that you've ingested.

A good gravy can cover the taste of a lot of things.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2018 9:58 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
shit. today is my wedding anniversary. let me borrow your phone.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:18 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
'oh, fuck.'
"what is it?"
'april vokey's here.'

later

'so I haven't seen her today. perhaps she fishes with the bishes?..'
"fuck knows. she came back last night. I sat around a table with her and morsie."
'did you tell her who you were travelling with?'
"ha ha... no" he laughed "fuck me, no."

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:11 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
this would never happen in a nazi germany.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:35 am
by mitch aka 2 fish
'just like I said twice before... I am never coming to this cunt of a country again.'