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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:29 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
pffft... I'd be able to tell by the scent.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:55 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
*farts*
**farts louder**

'you're fucking disgusting, mate.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
'hey, I can't wait until jimmy comes back to camp tonight...'
"why's that?"
'I swapped one of his boiled eggs with a live one.'

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:17 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
'how fucked?... bruce fucked, mate.'



recap:



Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:33 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
pre-camp

we leave in half an hour, return on wednesday.
three nights, four days.


"should I bring eight or twelve bottles of wine?"
-m. bishop

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 9:38 pm
by Average Joe
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:33 pm pre-camp

we leave in half an hour, return on wednesday.
three nights, four days.


"should I bring eight or twelve bottles of wine?"
-m. bishop
Without knowing what kind of wine it is one cannot properly answer the question, but my response would have been, "Bring two bottles of whiskey and leave the wine at home."

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 8:53 pm
by mitch aka 2 fish
'well since mitch can't catch fish we might as well get him some beer... did you bring your wallet?'
"no."


"this is rubbish. he's not even singing... he's talking like an old man."
'well I like it... I really like it.'
"he's singing like he wants to die."
'well he is dead. he died two years ago.'
"oh. well that's great then." I said, beaming.


'and can I see your fishing licence?'
"I'm from canada."
'well you still need one. sooo... you probably should buy one.' said the fisheries officer.
"okay." said aussie mike.

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:21 pm
by fatman
"Led Zepellin? you like fast Led Zepellin or slow Led Zepellin?"

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:19 pm
by LA Fly Guy
fatman wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:21 pm "Led Zepellin? you like fast Led Zepellin or slow Led Zepellin?"
How did I miss this? I must have been dancing......

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 5:57 pm
by Ruddy Duck
Suck it Corey

Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 11:06 am
by -G-
After 30+ minute silence and no conversation, on some random bend in the middle of National Forest:

Steamin- “long story short, dong on tiddies”

First human we’ve seen in 2 days who happens to appear right on that bend- **very disturbed smirk**

Steamin, and G- **Even more disturbed and awkward smirks**

Steamin next bend- “he musta thought I just got done telling the wildest sex story in history”


Relates-


Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2020 11:10 am
by -G-
Steamin- “that warm black velvet is horrible”

10minit later, status-post Marlboro steamin - “gimme”