things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:14 pm

mitch: well I'll tell you something for nothing... I shan't be fighting anyone this weekend.

porno: fuck me. ha ha ha. did he just say shan't?

don: I believe he did. ha ha.

mitch: we could always fight about it.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Ramcatt » Fri Nov 20, 2015 9:40 pm

wife: oh purple carrots

mitch: yeah the girls love them

porno: ha purple carrots... like a BIG BLACK DICK
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:52 pm

porno: okay mitch, this is my wife.

mitch: evening, love... [/cheek kiss]

porno: whoa! easy there, maaate! see? this is what I'm fucking talking about. okay. that's enough. you can go back inside now... you're not to see this man again. suave austrian bastard.

mitch: hee hee... told you so.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fallen513 » Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:54 pm

Neighbors: "Hi guys! Where are you from? Is that 21 year old Scotch?!"

A-Team: "It is mate, but wait until you try this here Malort…"

*lights out, exit stage left*
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fallen513 » Fri Nov 20, 2015 10:55 pm

porno: "you want to help us come get some wood man?"
513: "i might sit this one out bro."
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by flybug.pa. » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:25 pm

Mitch: I've lost it. Brown bottle and a white top. Porno, you have it right?
Porno: (chuckles)
















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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sat Nov 21, 2015 7:59 pm

porno: hey, don. how's this? when mitch was little he went out for hallowe'en as the fonz.

don: hee hee... that's gay. arthur fonzarelli.

porno: hey mitch! aaaaaay! bwahahaha... aaaaaay! fucking fonzarelli.

mitch: shut up, mate.

porno: bwahahaha..... aaaaaay, maaate!

mitch: this other time I went as peter criss.

porno: oh, christ... shut up, man.... you're killing me.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by blumpkin » Sun Nov 22, 2015 9:18 am

austrotard wrote:mitch: where the fuck is blummers?

ironman: he went home.

mitch: what the fuck do you mean he went home?

ironman: he hung around for two hours waiting for you. he had to work.

mitch: so wait... he hung about here just to say hello?

ironman: yep.

mitch: oh, for fucks sake... if I knew he was just going to fuck off I would've spent more time with him. I kinda shrugged him off as I thought I'd see him later. now I feel like a dick.

ironman: shit. sorry. I thought you knew.

mitch: he was looking quite trim, mind. half the lad I met four years ago. looked like he had the cancer flu.

fatman: hee hee... as you do.
I don't have cancer... I am a cancer.
Was great to see you Mitch

If I would have hung out for 15 more minutes, I would have stayed all weekend.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sun Nov 22, 2015 10:34 pm

hpff: damn... this is one pretty spot.

fatman: yes it is. see those trees up there sticking out of the cliff face?.. nick reckons they're about 400 years old.

mitch: he probably planted them.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sun Nov 22, 2015 11:59 pm

mitch: so am I going to buy a license I'm able to use twice?

peebs: not if I can help it. today we go to ohio.

mitch: well that's just great, hey.
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Mon Nov 23, 2015 12:05 am

mitch: so I'd like to be somewhere with reception at ?pm so I can ring my family. I haven't spoken to them in a little while... like five days or some shit.

don/peebs/porno/slss/'yard: sure. no worries.

mitch: oh... and I'd like to use your phone.

don/peebs/porno/slss/'yard: umm. all right then.

mitch: cool. all you need to do now is remind me.

don/peebs/porno/slss/'yard: hey, mitch... it's that time.

mitch: whew. I'm pretty fucked up. perhaps we'll do it tomorrow.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:49 am

mitch: I'll have a turkey bacon club croissant and a small coffee

Tim Horton's drive-thru waitress: that'll be $8.65

mitch: thanks, love. Now, who has $8.65?
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