Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

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Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by Average Joe » Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:10 pm

Pretty self explanatory, but I'll explain it anyway.

If a User ID pops up under "Birthdays" and you have no idea who the fuck that person is, cut and paste their info into this thread.

For example:
Username: KoKane

Age: 36

Interests: Pussy Food Beer and Fly Fishing....not it any specific order.

Occupation: Fixer of Humans

Location: West Virginia

Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:45 pm

Last active: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:16 pm

Total posts: 0
This fellow (or lesbian - one really can't tell) took more time and trouble than I did typing in his (or her) interests, occupation, location, and (obviously) date of birth on Sunday, April 17, 2011.

Thirty-one minutes later, he (or she) was gone without a post, never to return.

I'm sure I could create a mildly entertaining story with this limited information, but if I were to try and post it all you'd probably see is "403."

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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by austrotard » Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:37 pm

I was thinking of starting a post of all the people who passed and never came back.
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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Wed Feb 03, 2016 4:53 am

I've heard about stuff like this.

CIA.


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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by yard4sale » Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:10 am

Average Joe wrote:Pretty self explanatory, but I'll explain it anyway.

If a User ID pops up under "Birthdays" and you have no idea who the fuck that person is, cut and paste their info into this thread.

For example:
Username: KoKane

Age: 36

Interests: Pussy Food Beer and Fly Fishing....not it any specific order.

Occupation: Fixer of Humans

Location: West Virginia

Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:45 pm

Last active: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:16 pm

Total posts: 0
This fellow (or lesbian - one really can't tell) took more time and trouble than I did typing in his (or her) interests, occupation, location, and (obviously) date of birth on Sunday, April 17, 2011.

Thirty-one minutes later, he (or she) was gone without a post, never to return.

I'm sure I could create a mildly entertaining story with this limited information, but if I were to try and post it all you'd probably see is "403."


I think KoKane, the fixer of humans, came back as Dr Douche.
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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by ChaseChrome » Wed Feb 03, 2016 12:44 pm

Yeah well happy birthday Bighorn...
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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by Spicytuna » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:23 pm

How do you even find the damn Birthday thing???

Joe your like some sort of super slueth
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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by fly-chucker » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:33 pm

bottom of index page
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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by Spicytuna » Mon Feb 08, 2016 5:19 pm

Username:AlvinDedeaux

Age:52

Groups: GoInterests:fishing bikes trucks good beer and whiskeyOccupation:Fly Fishing Guide Add friend Add foe


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Rare breed." - MTgrayling

"You guys know the Magic Hour???? Yeah it just happened I was there!!!" DK

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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by Junior© » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:11 pm

Alvin's good people.

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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by Bigguy » Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:51 pm

They don't come much better, Junior!

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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by austrotard » Mon Feb 08, 2016 9:41 pm

lasted six rounds before they threw in the towelettes.
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Re: Birthdays of Those Who've Gone Away

Post by Spicytuna » Tue Feb 09, 2016 11:18 am

We have a sheila on our hands

Username:FlyAnglerGirl

Age:40

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Rare breed." - MTgrayling

"You guys know the Magic Hour???? Yeah it just happened I was there!!!" DK

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