Cunilingus

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Cunilingus

Post by cantfishforshit. » Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:21 pm




And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest.
And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then

And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"

And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared,
"Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you!
Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!"

Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

This is necessary
This is necessary
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...

This is necessary
This is necessary
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life...

This is necessary
This is necessary
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on...
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This is necessary
This is necessary
Life feeds on life feeds on life feeds on life!

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then.
That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too.
When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky.
You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green.
Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this?

You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up.
Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this.
You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you.
You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it.
"If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin."
Why didn't anyone else understand these important things?

You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked.
It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat.
Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them.
Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too
“I am a fisherman. The work is simple, as is my life. Still, I take pride in my work because on these waters, I may think, and reason not to."

-Hindu Fisherman

"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal

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Re: Cunilingus

Post by austrotard » Thu Jul 28, 2016 11:30 pm

d-tool.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Cunilingus

Post by cantfishforshit. » Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:08 am

Always on muh dick like a beetch. Thanks for the suck job, little cunt.
“I am a fisherman. The work is simple, as is my life. Still, I take pride in my work because on these waters, I may think, and reason not to."

-Hindu Fisherman

"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal

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Re: Cunilingus

Post by cantfishforshit. » Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:24 am

Awe M-itch...I love you too. Next time speak up...I kkunt hear you. Twwats that you say?
“I am a fisherman. The work is simple, as is my life. Still, I take pride in my work because on these waters, I may think, and reason not to."

-Hindu Fisherman

"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal

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Re: Cunilingus

Post by cantfishforshit. » Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:35 am

“I am a fisherman. The work is simple, as is my life. Still, I take pride in my work because on these waters, I may think, and reason not to."

-Hindu Fisherman

"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal

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Re: Cunilingus

Post by Woolybug25 » Fri Jul 29, 2016 6:04 am

tool is for the poors
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Re: Cunilingus

Post by B.M. Barrelcooker » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:23 am

Catfish,



I'm awaiting the Uber Chronicles........I know you have to have some golden material for story lines there.......

Please share.


BM
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Re: Cunilingus

Post by Redchaser » Fri Jul 29, 2016 8:49 am

Wow, what a great contribution of "content"
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Re: Cunilingus

Post by steelhound » Fri Jul 29, 2016 9:05 am

Woolybug25 wrote:tool is for the poors
I dig tool, but not how it is presented here. :vomit
frustrated. After a few "what the fucks?" "i suck"s and a break on shore I convinced her to get back to casting. I clearly remember this question/statement "so you actually think this is fun. These fish are fucked"
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Re: Cunilingus

Post by pbrstreetgang » Fri Jul 29, 2016 7:29 pm

What the fuck is going on, poes?
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: Cunilingus

Post by fallen513 » Fri Jul 29, 2016 10:27 pm

fallen513 sucks.
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Re: Cunilingus

Post by austrotard » Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:47 am

tool. music for 14yr old hard men.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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