#flyfishing

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#flyfishing

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:37 pm

edit: I've always felt bad about starting this thread, then I learned some things about these individuals that makes me look like the asshole that I am. I'm going to leave the rest of my post unedited, though, as a reminder to myself to chill the fuck out.


Instagram makes me shudder sometimes.

@kingpin_angler Been fly fishing for 3 years, so he's a fucking expert. Seemingly only fishes the Blue under I-70 and the Toilet Bowl and thinks they are the shit. Accomplished fly tyer of thread midges. Can't spell. An employee of a gear company told me he would email them about once a week asking for free shit.

@wading_ntime Has no concept of elbows or perspective.

@tct_hustle Looks like he is taking a shit in most photos. Is some kind of gang member in Summit County. Is affiliated with Frogg Toggs.

@barbieonthefly Holy shit. Needs more makeup and stockers.

@so_fly_flyfishing Commercial tyer of "different kinds of flys." Umpqua, I think you're safe for now.


Y'all got any suggestions of who I can follow for some good cringes?
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Re: #flyfishing

Post by Idahoan » Sat Feb 18, 2017 5:45 pm

@Onewiththeriver_outdoors :bomb

Founder of team Washington :vomit

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Re: #flyfishing

Post by Randall Dee » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:01 pm

I'm a new comer to the Instagram. Seems a little clumsy to me so far. I mean I have to email myself a photo if I want to post something that I've run through Lightroom just so I can have it on my phone to post. But I guess that's not really what it's meant for. Suppose to just snap something on yer camera phone and post it. But then it crops the photo into a square cutting the sides off. The fuks up with that? I notice some of you have the no crop thing figured out. If you want it left as a rectangular photo are you suppose to use an app for that? More clumsy. And who is trip.horseleech? Drakian? It's like the FB where I don't know who half the people are. I might have to just go back into hiding.

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Re: #flyfishing

Post by root wad » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:05 pm

What the hell are you burbling about?
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Re: #flyfishing

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:08 pm

Dammit Randy. Minus 2 points for improper use of the thread.

Yes, horseleech is a Drakerer.

You don't have to use an app for the non-square crop anymore. Just zoom out while editing.
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Re: #flyfishing

Post by yard4sale » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:14 pm

This is some serious innerwebs shit man.
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Re: #flyfishing

Post by Randall Dee » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:21 pm

CarelessEthiopian wrote:Dammit Randy. Minus 2 points for improper use of the thread.
Sorry dude. I could post a puppy pic to get it back on track?
root wad wrote:What the hell are you burbling about?
You should just stick to watching Golden Girls reruns old man and leave the internet to us kids.

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Re: #flyfishing

Post by RFA » Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:30 pm

CarelessEthiopian wrote:Instagram makes me shudder sometimes.

@kingpin_angler Been fly fishing for 3 years, so he's a fucking expert. Seemingly only fishes the Blue under I-70 and the Toilet Bowl and thinks they are the shit. Accomplished fly tyer of thread midges. Can't spell. An employee of a gear company told me he would email them about once a week asking for free shit.

@wading_ntime Has no concept of elbows or perspective.

@tct_hustle Looks like he is taking a shit in most photos. Is some kind of gang member in Summit County. Is affiliated with Frogg Toggs.

@barbieonthefly Holy shit. Needs more makeup and stockers.

@so_fly_flyfishing Commercial tyer of "different kinds of flys." Umpqua, I think you're safe for now.


Y'all got any suggestions of who I can follow for some good cringes?
So don't go there anymore.

To be honest, my 12 year old daughter signed up a few months ago. I created an account, used my real name, uploaded a profile picture of my wife and I, and put "[child's name]'s Dad" as my description. No uploads, no activity, it was created solely to monitor my child's page(which we made her make private).

Within 2 days, I had 2 ex girlfriends and 3-4 other people I knew from back in the day "following" me. It spooked me more than anything on the internet ever has, mainly because I had nothing to offer, it was a shill account to be an overprotective parent, not like I was puckering my lips and winking into the camera.

Fuck social media....the drake doesn't count, because no one comes on here anyway.

**I deactivated the account that same day.
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Re: #flyfishing

Post by Heero[CntRmbrPwd] » Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:24 pm

There are 2 drake people that asked to be instafriendsters with me on the intantgram but I have yet to click either the accept or the ignore button. Im scared, and its just taking me a while to decide what I should do.

I have also joined the facebook recently since I told some friends people who used to tolerate my presence from time-to-time that I would join to 'keep in touch'. I dont really like it too much and may have to say good bye forever.

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Re: #flyfishing

Post by austrotard » Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:37 pm

honestly, mate.
you might as well be speaking fucking chinese.

I thought hashtags just made shit funnier.


not funny

#funnierthanshit


I rest my case.
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Re: #flyfishing

Post by Woolybug25 » Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:48 pm

Heero[CntRmbrPwd] wrote:There are 2 drake people that asked to be instafriendsters with me on the intantgram but I have yet to click either the accept or the ignore button. Im scared, and its just taking me a while to decide what I should do.

I have also joined the facebook recently since I told some friends people who used to tolerate my presence from time-to-time that I would join to 'keep in touch'. I dont really like it too much and may have to say good bye forever.
Every day you don't accept my friend request I will kill a chicken...

your move.
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Re: #flyfishing

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