- Mon Feb 26, 2018 2:27 pm
Perhaps Ivanka could be convinced to get everyone a special deal on a uniform ensemble resplendent with Chinese-made brocade handbags and matching pumps in a semi-putrid orange. That would inspire confidence and serve as a symbol of unity and well-defined strength of purpose as well as strike fear in the hearts of our enemies. Especially since I'm sure they will be the biggest brocade handbags of any presidency ever. The gloves, however, would need to be extra small.
Life is a whole lot more simple when you plow around the stump.
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."