I heard that some people got shot

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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by fishskibum » Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:13 am

since i gots paid to hump one of thems assult rifles and drive one with full of 11badasses with even mores firepowers while defending the motherland and a bunch of words and ideals these wealthy wig wearin cats decreed a few centuries ago and spewed out on papers
id like to add
puttin yur dick ins
or allowin easy access to devices capable of inflictin mass causalities
in crazy
bad idea
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by austrotard » Thu Mar 01, 2018 4:08 am

you people are systematically fucked in the head.

find the keyword for $5.
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by fallen513 » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:24 am

Shawn gets it.
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by root wad » Sat Mar 24, 2018 10:11 pm

I am sure, while securely ensconced at his luxury private Florida resort, with his pissed off wife, our president either played golf, counted his money, or thought about hosing another porn star. If he was as smart as he portends he would have spent the time listening to the kids speaking today. Makes it tough to see how Plow and Upsetter are so proud of him. What a repulsive, self serving, bottom dwelling piece of shit.
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by Kfoxwyo » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:53 pm

It will be ok root. Actually it will not be-fucking pathetic that we have to see kids march for safety and a porn star tell all over the same weekend. A guy who "made" his $ in NY in the 90's how many skeletons can there be? All that talk about taking a drug test while having the sniffles on TV...and Fuck Pence-with his values and moral high ground working for a guy who been married how many times and now seemingly caught stepping out. Rant semi over. At least it is going to be sunny tomorrow.
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by austrotard » Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:58 pm

so easy a woman could do it, hey.
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by yard4sale » Tue Apr 03, 2018 6:56 pm

I’ll admit my first thought was scorned lover when I heard one dude and two ladies were hit. Now it sounds like a fired employee. Guess that makes me sexist. Bummer.
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by austrotard » Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:37 pm

mitchell enterprises has now moved into supplying clear plastic to merka.
cha-ching, btices.

imagine the fun you could have with a clear wall...

'here comes pedro! oooooo.... that's gotta hurt, norm!'
"you're telling me, tom. I love these greasy bastards. here comes another one...."
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by Redchaser » Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:30 pm

Even when shooting up Youtube Headquarters, a vegan has to let you know they're a vegan..
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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by Upsetter » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:59 pm

austrotard wrote:
Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:37 pm
mitchell enterprises has now moved into supplying clear plastic to merka.
cha-ching, btices.

imagine the fun you could have with a clear wall...

'here comes pedro! oooooo.... that's gotta hurt, norm!'
"you're telling me, tom. I love these greasy bastards. here comes another one...."
🤣😂😅

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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by CC Riebeeck » Fri May 18, 2018 5:51 pm

bookie mitc
austrotard wrote:
Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:54 am
spoiler: just pick and school and wait. bliss, huh. 'merka.



"worst shooting since..."


wait for it


"February."

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Re: I heard that some people got shot

Post by austrotard » Fri May 18, 2018 7:09 pm

I reckon they should just homeschool. but upon reflection, they'd be even more fucking stoopid and there'd be more shootings.

so youse should do that.


and now I want to see some school representatives.
but this time I want to see an overweight blind black sheila and a wee gay lad in a wheelchair.

so youse should do that as well.

merka.
what we mean when we say everybody gets to dance.
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