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Post by peetso » Mon Aug 01, 2016 2:34 am

austrotard wrote:kumbayaism.


go on. let them fuck your daughters.

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Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:13 am

here's a scenario avec loaded question...

the fella next door... his house burns down. it's fucking ruined beyond repair.
out of kindness and a sense of humanity you allow him and his family to stay in your house.
you're from different religions but you don't care... religion differences mean very little to you.
hell, the last time you were in a church someone was getting married.

after a few years you realise that he doesn't really like you any longer.
he doesn't like your work ethic. he doesn't like your lackadaisical lust for life watching football on sunday.
he doesn't like your wife's dresses and he doesn't like your daughter watching mtv.

one day you arrive home to find him berating his own daughter for talking to the young lad next door.
you've also seen him raise his hand to his missus. he looks at you like you're a piece of shit.

you don't agree with what he does but you've never said a word.
but it's only a matter of time before his separatism gets out of hand and you're wondering how long it'll be before your own house burns down to an absolute shitter.

so... how long can he live in your house?
forever?


as always, I'm only after the 'popular' answers.
have at it, fuckos.
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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Post by peetso » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:07 am

austrotard wrote:here's a scenario avec loaded question...

the fella next door... his house burns down. it's fucking ruined beyond repair.
out of kindness and a sense of humanity you allow him and his family to stay in your house.
you're from different religions but you don't care... religion differences mean very little to you.
hell, the last time you were in a church someone was getting married.

after a few years you realise that he doesn't really like you any longer.
he doesn't like your work ethic. he doesn't like your lackadaisical lust for life watching football on sunday.
he doesn't like your wife's dresses and he doesn't like your daughter watching mtv.

one day you arrive home to find him berating his own daughter for talking to the young lad next door.
you've also seen him raise his hand to his missus. he looks at you like you're a piece of shit.

you don't agree with what he does but you've never said a word.
but it's only a matter of time before his separatism gets out of hand and you're wondering how long it'll be before your own house burns down to an absolute shitter.

so... how long can he live in your house?
forever?


as always, I'm only after the 'popular' answers.
have at it, fuckos.
shit, I'll bite and and answer this nice cute little analogy you've tried to boil it down to. instead of treating it like the massively complex issue it is.

this particular person can no longer stay in my house, he can fuck off

but I sure as hell won't make the assumption that my neighbour who also took in a fella who's house burned down is having these same issues and demand that that fella also leave my neighbours house, because all peoples who's houses have burned don't like my work ethic, don't like my lackadaisical lust for life watching football on sunday. don't like my wife's dresses and don't like my daughter watching mtv, etc, etc, etc. . . which is sort of what your posts in the basement lately seem to be implying.

that is the very definition of prejudice and bigotry

yeah there are issues with immigration that need to be addressed but mitch you've jumped the shark on this one and your xenophobia is showing

and its kind of disheartening
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Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:07 am

what's disheartening is folk saying words like racist and xenophobia and not knowing what the fuck they actually mean.

these days they're like blanket slurs for people who agree mass unemployable immigration has got out of hand.
if you think britain was doing well the way it was going you're a fucking nutter. seriously. you'd need a firm slap.

and here, I don't need some cunt to sweep the street. I need him to understand the country's language. you know, before he gets here.
I need him to understand you cannot chase live electrics in brick.
I need him to understand he's not throwing tiles on the wall like there's going to be an earthquake every fucking week.
I need him to understand he can't bugger off and kiss the fucking ground five times a day on a construction site.


how far do you reckon I'd get in germany? or sweden?.. japan?
and whose fault would that be? theirs???

those ultranationalistic bastards.
if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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Re: For Sale: Water Pistol...

Post by brownsville » Mon Aug 01, 2016 3:41 pm

austrotard wrote:kumbayaism.


go on. let them fuck your daughters.

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my eldest, who is now a teacher

her grandfather died this year, was a political refugee from apartheid, and was head of the english department at rokeby school

east end

her mother was the first black woman to work for vidal sassoon as a model

fuck you and your sorry little world


I sincerely hope that your daughters aren't infected by your poisonous shit

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Post by west_jay » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:44 pm

austrotard wrote:kumbayaism.


go on. let them fuck your daughters.

Having raised an adult daughter, I feel qualified to point out that that's going to be up to your daughter.

You have a few. You better steel yourself. :coffee
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Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 01, 2016 7:45 pm

if I got a medal every time I shagged a good looking black bird in england I could make a gold pig.

and commendable as someone else's family history is I fail to see what that has to do with brexit.

you lost the vote. I get it.
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Post by brownsville » Tue Aug 02, 2016 1:00 pm

then multiply your number of 'medals' with the number that you lived with for over ten years, and are still friends with now

hopefully you used contraception, or else there could be numerous mixed-race offspring with a penchant for dressing as little lord fauntleroy


not all of those who voted out are racists, but all racists voted out

stop back-pedalling you sorry fuck

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Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:35 pm

'brownsville.'

makes sense now. a self made medal of your own.
good for you. changing the world ten years at a time.



you boring fucking bastard.
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Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:35 pm

if you find yourself needing to be among like-minded people to feel safe your[sic] a moron, josh.

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Re: For Sale: Water Pistol...

Post by brownsville » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:13 pm

you've used up three years worth of periods mate, chill out and watch some cricket

says um a lot, cos 'es frum brum





we need more guys named mo :coffee

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