Speaking of Monuments

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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by austrotard » Mon Jan 08, 2018 7:36 pm

so you think you can president?

ha ha. I feel for you fuckos.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by yard4sale » Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:00 pm

Seems like all you have to do is live tweet Fox News.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by fallen513 » Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:45 pm

A storied military career should be a prerequisite. You understand the world just a bit better when you've seen children bathe in their own shit and carry around their dead mothers arm. You also have a bit of discipline and probably no Twitter.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by RFA » Thu Jan 11, 2018 5:40 pm

fallen513 wrote:
Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:45 pm
A storied military career should be a prerequisite. You understand the world just a bit better when you've seen children bathe in their own shit and carry around their dead mothers arm. You also have a bit of discipline and probably no Twitter.
Settle down, Francis. I don't see how PTSD is a requirement either. The discipline I see in former military members is actually commendable, but it doesn't make for dealing with topics that range outside of the 1/3rd of that spectrum. Human death and dismemberment isn't normal, shouldn't be normal, and certainly isn't a fucking prerequisite for leading a country.

This is the issue, everyone wants to be the authority on what our president's qualifications should be, yet no one knows exactly what that job entails. I can easily tell you what doesn't fall into the bucket, but what does is a lot more difficult. Babies carrying their mother's dismembered arms is not part of it though, I can say that with certainty.

We're not in Nam.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by yard4sale » Thu Jan 11, 2018 6:01 pm

Now that the courts have shot down gerrymandering the EC should more closely align with the popular vote. Once that happens then it’s up to the voting populous.

No guarantees there though....
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by fallen513 » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:29 am

Ok fine then. Oprah.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:52 am

kanye. if they all vote.
coup d'etat.

aka coop dee tat, motherfucker.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by RFA » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:04 pm

The #metoo movement started out with a good premise, and continues to expose people that should definitely get sodomized with a broomstick up to their throats, don't get me wrong about that(USA Gymnastics).

BUT.....The fucking puritanism and overall victim mentality that has spawned from it is progressively making me more and more angry.

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"He performed (FUCKING!!!) oral sex on me" - Azziz Ansari

Fucking Matt Damon even said, "Wait, let's not bunch rapists in with dudes who make an awkward pass", and was attacked, fucking dogpiled for saying you can't ruin someone's life for patting a woman on the ass.

I'm defending Matt Damon. Shit.

All I have to say is, once we finally get fed the fuck up and start wrecking shit out of pure frustration and true "equality", look out. The pendulum swings, and watch the fuck out when it comes back.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:08 pm

how racialist.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by Upsetter » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:03 pm

Did rfa just swallow the red pill?

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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by austrotard » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:14 pm

shame it wasn't a puck.
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Re: Speaking of Monuments

Post by BigTimber » Mon Jan 22, 2018 9:29 am

austrotard wrote:
Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:14 pm
shame it wasn't a puck.
how the fuck you know what a puck is?

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