Tired of winning yet?

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by austrotard » Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:46 am

yard4sale wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:08 pm
Dude, your government basically dissolved this week. Not sure you should be throwing rocks....
I'll give you $1000 every time you hear me whine about it.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by Randall Dee » Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:14 pm

austrotard wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:46 am
yard4sale wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:08 pm
Dude, your government basically dissolved this week. Not sure you should be throwing rocks....
I'll give you $1000 every time you hear me whine about it anything what so ever.
Fixed it for ya Mattie. I figure you’ll be retired with a new boat by the end of the week.

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by root wad » Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:32 pm

Good luck ever seeing the money. Cue the loyal pet bollicker.... pal.
Life is a whole lot more simple when you plow around the stump.
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:40 am

I just turned 47.
can we agree that we make our own luck? so...

Q. in your heart of hearts, where would you miserable cunts rather be?

A. sat where you are.
B: or sat where I am.
C: or over at wff proudly announcing how fucking humble youse two are.

randall,
your[sic] missing out, dude.
get in there and add some (tardy) kicks. you recognise the m.o.

ps. whatsoever, mate. that's a fucking fiver. pass it onto 'cap in hand humble bollocks'.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by yard4sale » Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:03 pm

austrotard wrote:
Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:46 am
yard4sale wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:08 pm
Dude, your government basically dissolved this week. Not sure you should be throwing rocks....
I'll give you $1000 every time you hear me whine about it.
So this would be the exception that proves the rule?
You can't go back and you can't stand still
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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by austrotard » Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:27 pm

I said 'I turned 47 last week.'

not one card.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by CC Riebeeck » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:39 am

Petro-poors

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by root wad » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:15 pm

As predicted.
Life is a whole lot more simple when you plow around the stump.
"When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns."

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by CC Riebeeck » Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:34 pm

Every time “cap-in-hand” shows up I think,
Really?
That’s the sperm that won?

:vomit

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by Redchaser » Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:31 pm

austrotard wrote:
Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:27 pm
I said 'I turned 47 last week.'

not one card.
For once you are absolutely correct...(sorry it was too easy)
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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by austrotard » Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:24 pm

I know, mate.
even if I've been bad all year jose will usually throw us a bone.

not this year...
mtice done breaked the drake.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Post by fishskibum » Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:45 am

austrotard wrote:
Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:34 am
I'm going to assume that everyone who has joined the armed services after 1973 knows exactly how, we'll say, absolutely shit poor, the va may be.

perhaps you thought it'd've been better for you as you are:

A) extremely lucky
A) extremely well-to-do (yeah. I'm looking at you 'thank you for your lip service' fat cunt...)
A) extremely fucking stupid or
F) extremely disadvantaged as this was the only job for you. like you couldn't spell 'job', 'bacon double cheese-burger' or 'community college' for example.
A) too extreme

discuss.
i ate the shrooms and watched red dawn
next thins i noes im in a cattle car full o swinging richards in ft benners ga and people were real mean to me Image
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