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Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:46 am
by austrotard
yard4sale wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:08 pm Dude, your government basically dissolved this week. Not sure you should be throwing rocks....
I'll give you $1000 every time you hear me whine about it.

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:14 pm
by Randall Dee
austrotard wrote: Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:46 am
yard4sale wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:08 pm Dude, your government basically dissolved this week. Not sure you should be throwing rocks....
I'll give you $1000 every time you hear me whine about it anything what so ever.
Fixed it for ya Mattie. I figure you’ll be retired with a new boat by the end of the week.

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2018 8:32 pm
by root wad
Good luck ever seeing the money. Cue the loyal pet bollicker.... pal.

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:40 am
by austrotard
I just turned 47.
can we agree that we make our own luck? so...

Q. in your heart of hearts, where would you miserable cunts rather be?

A. sat where you are.
B: or sat where I am.
C: or over at wff proudly announcing how fucking humble youse two are.

randall,
your[sic] missing out, dude.
get in there and add some (tardy) kicks. you recognise the m.o.

ps. whatsoever, mate. that's a fucking fiver. pass it onto 'cap in hand humble bollocks'.

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 12:03 pm
by yard4sale
austrotard wrote: Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:46 am
yard4sale wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:08 pm Dude, your government basically dissolved this week. Not sure you should be throwing rocks....
I'll give you $1000 every time you hear me whine about it.
So this would be the exception that proves the rule?

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:27 pm
by austrotard
I said 'I turned 47 last week.'

not one card.

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:39 am
by CC Riebeeck
Petro-poors

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:15 pm
by root wad
As predicted.

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 12:34 pm
by CC Riebeeck
Every time “cap-in-hand” shows up I think,
Really?
That’s the sperm that won?

:vomit

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 3:31 pm
by Redchaser
austrotard wrote: Mon Aug 27, 2018 6:27 pm I said 'I turned 47 last week.'

not one card.
For once you are absolutely correct...(sorry it was too easy)

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2018 11:24 pm
by austrotard
I know, mate.
even if I've been bad all year jose will usually throw us a bone.

not this year...
mtice done breaked the drake.

Re: Tired of winning yet?

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:45 am
by fishskibum
austrotard wrote: Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:34 am I'm going to assume that everyone who has joined the armed services after 1973 knows exactly how, we'll say, absolutely shit poor, the va may be.

perhaps you thought it'd've been better for you as you are:

A) extremely lucky
A) extremely well-to-do (yeah. I'm looking at you 'thank you for your lip service' fat cunt...)
A) extremely fucking stupid or
F) extremely disadvantaged as this was the only job for you. like you couldn't spell 'job', 'bacon double cheese-burger' or 'community college' for example.
A) too extreme

discuss.
i ate the shrooms and watched red dawn
next thins i noes im in a cattle car full o swinging richards in ft benners ga and people were real mean to me Image
the e in be all you can e-be
stands for easy
WOLVERINES