[jhnnythndr]

I have gotten to the point where I just rinse it off with listerine after any questionable encounters and I haven't experienced any of those symptoms since.

[locogringo]

I wake up and 6 inches of my tallywacker has been lopped off and it has turned a sickly shade of orange. I hate it when that happens.

Quit sitting on the couch naked and drunk while watching porn and eating cheetos.

[Pancho Rancho]

That explains the orange but I'm still missing the six inches.

[locogringo]

Friction.

[SLSS]

Fiction.

fixed

[upshitscreek]

That explains the orange but I'm still missing the six inches.

yet not bothered at all that you are throwing your load on some dude's face? fair enough.

[locogringo]

Fiction.

fixed

I get an assist for that one.

[upshitscreek]

i like thunder's contest betterer...

[LTD]

OK time to lock the thread Grant!

[ToneDef]

Hey come on now we at least need to give the suits up top a chance to explain the competition. Can't blame the dogs fer getting a little rowdy after ya pique their interests like that.

[slavetotheflyrod]

So do we have any guidelines/rules for this fucking soup sandwich of a contest? How about a place to post the fucking photos?

Typical Suk!

[get er done]

i think first time posters should NOT be allowed to apply..............................given all the awful noob influx