Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

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Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by golden beetle » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:38 pm

I see you guys require a proper introduction.

I'm beetle.

I tie flies.

And fly fish.

I assume...

I should...

Fit right in.

No?

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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by Spicytuna » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:41 pm

Thank you Foe button I encourage all to add this clown to your foes list so we don't have to deal with this shit anymore.

Wow that foes list is getting big for me :Roll Eyes :Roll Eyes
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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by Rusty caddis » Thu Oct 25, 2012 5:49 pm

Hey Beetle in your intro you forgot to mention you where tossed off the north eastern fly fishing board 10min ago , you also forgot to tell people you make fun of people's wives , veterans , amputees and trout unlimited . Plus tell people how you let your golden retriever Bailey, rot and suffer instead of putting him down and having some compassion . Golden Beetle =scumbag

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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by CharlieJenkem » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:34 pm



Beetle and Rusty. Two girls foes, one cup.
Master of karate and friendship for everyone.

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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by golden beetle » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:42 pm

Rusty caddis wrote:Hey Beetle in your intro you forgot to mention you where tossed off the north eastern fly fishing board 10min ago , you also forgot to tell people you make fun of people's wives , veterans , amputees and trout unlimited . Plus tell people how you let your golden retriever Bailey, rot and suffer instead of putting him down and having some compassion . Golden Beetle =scumbag
If I had time, I would have added this to my intro.

But I knew I could count on my bitch, Rusty Caddis, to type it up for me.

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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by fallen513 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 6:54 pm

Image



all I got.
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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by golden beetle » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:24 pm

fallen513 wrote:Image



all I got.
Golden Beetle is a fly fishing celebrity in the northeast.

It is amazing how my biography is told...

I write the preface...

And then my stalkers...

Or, to be polite...

My biographers.

They show up.

They tell the story....

You need to hear...

Like clockwork...

Beetle posts ..

And his stalkers...

Or, to be polite...

Beetle's biographers...

Show up...

They tell the story...

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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by fallen513 » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:45 pm

You're fuckin' weird dude.

Listening to you narrate as you cast is like watching a schizophrenic that ate an entire script of Adderall try to run his crayon through the maze on the back of the place mat @ Denny's.
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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by Rusty caddis » Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:53 pm

Beetle you transcend flyfishing , your like one step below Bernie Madoff on the scumbagOmeter . PS I'm not filling in your biography , this is more of a public service announcement .

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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by fishpimp » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:05 pm

Anyone listen to Jim Norton on Opie and Anthony? Love that guy, his alter ego Chip Chipperson is the best... Chippah TV at "comical con"...
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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by Fleet Daddy » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:05 pm

He needs to be MODed out of here.....Psycho

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Re: Proper Introduction from the Golden Beetle

Post by golden beetle » Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:16 pm

fallen513 wrote:You're fuckin' weird dude.

Listening to you narrate as you cast is like watching a schizophrenic that ate an entire script of Adderall try to run his crayon through the maze on the back of the place mat @ Denny's.
Beetle?

Narrate?

Are you referring to my movie?

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