- Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:29 pm
#513805
1. tell them you'd like to take some photos after hours. it's all about logistics, mate.
2. break in afterwards and steal fucking everything. (don't miss the last bus, mind)
3. sell it immediately through various sources, ebay seems pretty underground for such activities.
4. get busted sometime later, claim ian fleming as your accomplice.
5. in your defence claim asperger's syndrome and a unequivocal urge for a new fiddle. one new fiddle<= 100 rare bird skins.
6. get your dad to email mitch to tell him to stop bullying you through comments on a fly fishing forum as it's detrimental to your mummy's well being.
7. and then get your brother tarquin to shadow mitch around various sites.
trust me, mitch likes this sort of attention. he's very lonely and has no mates.
"when I'm not stacking shit in neat little piles I like to nick shit, what."
-edwin 'fuck your museum, limey' rist
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.
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