so much gay, so little time (no offence)

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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by austrotard » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:46 pm

he wore them all the time... under his trousers.

ll bean... depends for spastics.

confession: I was nearly ousted from a forum just recently for suggesting the boa system suited idle folk.
I may have also used the word obese.

no offence, fatty boomba.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by pbrstreetgang » Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:10 pm

austrotard wrote:"idle folk"
I love this term, and no one here gets it.

I'da made you a moderator if it was my forum.
bravo.
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by austrotard » Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:40 am

the folk who own these blow up doll rods deserve them.

http://balticflyfisher.com/acatalog/Mic ... e_Rod.html


queer as nine bob notes.

no offence.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by austrotard » Mon Nov 04, 2013 4:02 am

gay as last month's gayness.

http://www.cheekyflyfishing.com/reel-gi ... tangle1001

no offence.
fucking gaylords.


I wonder what raffa's going to do with all those hats.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by RFA » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:52 am

pbrstreetgang wrote:
RFA wrote:I had a pair of LL Bean waders last me 5 years without a single leak.
did you wear them?
50-75 days/year for every one I owned them.....I must have gotten lucky
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by austrotard » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:59 am

wow. that was prompt.

(like) google your own name (and shit).

let me know in january what you did with all the hats, you fucking homo.
I hate queues queers queues.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by RFA » Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:04 am

you mean, like, my real name, or my Drake name?

What are you talking about with the hat thing? I have never received a hat?

Edit: If my calculations are correct, Shunned is in dreamland now, shortly after a flurry of inebriated posts that make little sense, even to an Aussie. These usually happen right after I get in to work.

[report]12:20 AM

Tuesday, November 5, 2013 (WST)
Time in Perth WA, Australia[/report]
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by CarelessEthiopian » Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:29 pm

RFA wrote:50-75 days/year for every one I owned them.....I must have gotten lucky
I call bullshit. You don't fish even close to that much.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by RFA » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:08 pm

I fucking started breaking it down, then thought, why am I fucking justifying the time I am on the water to a guy I have spent 3 days TOTAL in my life with.

I think the only dispute one could have is what constitutes a "day" on the water.....and I admit that if 8 hours constitutes a "day", I am grossly overstating it. I meant how many days I am fishing at some time over the course of a day. I'm not tracking hours/day, in fact, I spent an hour on my lake with my son Saturday.....granted, I fished about 15 minutes, but I would count that. I'm not saying I am a dude who spends his life on the water, I just make it out a lot of days (aside from wader hours - which is what my original post was meant to show)......I fish quite a bit, and that's not bragging, it's because I don't have any friends to do other shit with. So yes, my numbers are pretty accurate. I stand by them.....ask my wife. She knows I spend at least one day a week out by myself.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by austrotard » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:15 pm

RFA wrote: She knows I spend at least one day a week out by myself.

...masturbating furiously.



way to backpedal, raffa.
twelve days top whack.

on my first day of fishing my true love gave to me,
some tissues and I hid behind a tree.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by RFA » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:22 pm

Look who's up! Sleep well?


Coming from the guy who maybe spends 3 days on the water per upside down summer. Strewth. Let's not go telling porky-pies, Mith(Mith - speech-impediment style)

Edit: I don't need to leave the house to furiously masturbate, that would be a waste of time.


Edit # 2: You're making me feel like CFFS.......and I guess this is how mates like me rise to the top of the jailhouse order.......by beating down unequipped challengers like yourself while the lesser inmates stand there, gaped-jawed.
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Re: so much gay, so little time (no offence)

Post by austrotard » Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:35 pm

I don't rate myself by how many days I have on the water, mate.
I just cut out the middleman and measure my dick.

mitch
all over austria
italy
england
wales
all over seppo
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next trip: khancoban in march, your west coast in sept/oct

raffa
took a bus to mexico once and didn't fish

next trip: down the stocked lake/farm dam at the end of my drive. gay.




I'll take quality over quantity every time, pissypants.
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