They definitely have donuts.
I was walking down the street in Fort Collins this afternoon, fresh from lunch and 2 beers/shots at my favorite restaurant (the one we met at, Mitch). I heard an older couple behind me talking.
Him: "There are two things in this world that suck: You and your fucking dog"
I am guessing he was the one who sucked. I didn't feel like getting into a fight...again, so I let it go.
Relates.....I haven't shaved/trimmed my beard since September......most people looked at me like I was going to ask them for money, the fucking peasants. I should have thrown dollar bills around to prove my worth.
Cookie Puss was discontinued....seriously upset....even though Carvels aren't in Northern CO.