[austrotard]

confession: what the fuck.

relates: "this video is not available in your country"

elates: luckily I've memorised every line from apocalypse now. even the line when the water buffalo karks it.

vietnamese 1: okay. you hit him, mate.
vietnamese 2: all right then, you hold the bastard tight.
whack!
water buffalo: fuck me. my hind socks don't match.

[Average Joe]

The other night I purchased an international calling card, and tonight I crawled inside the brandy bottle and decided to call the Austrian.

He sounds nothing like he types.

[austrotard]

[RFA]

The fucking guy left me a voicemail once......

"Raffa (giggling and pausing), what the fuck mate hey, let's give us a call and we'll...(unintelligible garbled shit)"


-Mitch


not making it up.

[austrotard]

confession: there's an out of control bushfire burning roughly one mile from my house.

relates: http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western ... 6799611267

elates: I can smoke what I like today. if I can find it in the haze. double entendre!

[Hogleg]

confession: there's an out of control bushfire burning roughly one mile from my house.

relates: http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western ... 6799611267

elates: I can smoke what I like today. if I can find it in the haze. double entendre!

Family.

God (Rochester).

Tweed.

Tiger Maple project.

In that order.

Godspeed my friend.

Just make sure the Tiger Maple project makes it...

[austrotard]

tiger myrtle.
if you keep saying tiger maple I'm going to give it to d-wayne.

confession: everything I own is near the front door. it's her doing for a quick eviction...

relates: it's too hot to smoke.

[B.M. Barrelcooker]

Silly question .....

Do they really have miles in Austria ?

[Hogleg]

tiger myrtle.
if you keep saying tiger maple I'm going to give it to d-wayne.

confession: everything I own is near the front door. it's her doing for a quick eviction...

relates: it's too hot to smoke.

I had a hyper-religious, bible thumping aunt named Myrtle. Perhaps my mind has suppressed that name from my memory banks altogether.

I'll try to do better Mitch. I promise I will.

Let's try it:

Myrrrraple.

Damn.

I'll keep working on it.

Stay frosty mate.

[B.M. Barrelcooker]

Confession. I just saw a car crash complete with blue lights and ambulance in a McDonald's drive thru.

By the time I got home I am convinced it was a flashback of some kind.

[austrotard]

Silly question .....

Do they really have miles in Austria ?

I brought some with me from engerland.

bilingual bastard, me.

[RFA]

They definitely have donuts.







kidding, twat.



I was walking down the street in Fort Collins this afternoon, fresh from lunch and 2 beers/shots at my favorite restaurant (the one we met at, Mitch). I heard an older couple behind me talking.



Him: "There are two things in this world that suck: You and your fucking dog"



I am guessing he was the one who sucked. I didn't feel like getting into a fight...again, so I let it go.



Relates.....I haven't shaved/trimmed my beard since September......most people looked at me like I was going to ask them for money, the fucking peasants. I should have thrown dollar bills around to prove my worth.



Cookie Puss was discontinued....seriously upset....even though Carvels aren't in Northern CO.