All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By D-nymph
Spicytuna wrote:Confession relates:

Took a full on header on the cruiser bike after drinking to much in celebration of passing my fireman physical agility.
Sorry, but that's a little bit funny.
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snowed 24"s+ at my house yesterday. I am tired of snow.

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By Redchaser
Confession: I had a date Saturday
Relates: I kissed her good night
elates: she kissed me like I was her brother or had small pox or some shit.
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By slavetotheflyrod
Redchaser wrote:Confession: I had a date Saturday
Relates: I kissed her good night
elates: she kissed me like I was her brother or had small pox or some shit.
But you still got a kiss.

Next date shoot for a handy like you were her cousin with hantavirus or some shit.

report back...
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By blumpkin
Page 420 of Mitcheypoo's diary.

I know for a fact "The Poof from Pertharoo" would love to be hanging out in Ferndale right now.
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Poof OF Pertharoo.

To say "from" could insinuate there are others...or a bigger one claiming to be from there.
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By blumpkin
It seriously passes me off that you critiqued that shit.

He is THE '' Poof from PerthAroo ''

I have legit off road questions for you Raffa...

I will shoot you a PM.

Wanna build a dual sport Yamaha R6 powered Polaris RaZeR.
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By blumpkin
I just mixed a double shot of Patron, that August West sent me ages ago...
With some kick ass OJ my wife bought quite recently.

I found the resulting concoction to be quite medicinal.
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By austrotard
you should build raffa a fucking dictionary.

confession: second interview tomorrow.

relates: I honestly didn't think it would take this long but times are... let's say, tight in austria at the minute.

elates: maybe tomorrow the elates shall return.
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By foureyedgeek
confession: I didn't realize there was such a thing as kick ass orange juice, source please?
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By B.M. Barrelcooker
[report]Kick ass orange juice:

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By austrotard
kick ass secret: blood orange. blood oath.

confession: never ever purchase a bottle of your local fly fishing club's plonk. never.

relates: ever.


lates: I've taken two aspirin with my last gulp.

ates: well, nothing of course. well, no... that's a lie. I ate some hot chips. but that was (like) hours ago (or some shit).

eta: ass gravy @ perhaps 2/3am. full blown allergic reaction @ 6am.

ta: very much.

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edit: quickest tits I could find.

hint: if they're all of a sudden invisible that means jed is a fan of me. and if not, perhaps tits. or not.

forecast: fuck you, jed. (since everyone knows g&g is really jed.)

send: me $5. for better plonk.

t: for tits.
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