- Fri Jul 11, 2014 1:05 pm
The scene: a nondescript restaurant/café somewhere in southern Colorado.
A very tall MILF waitress of an indeterminate age approaches a table of intrepid fishermen, one of whom is slightly deaf.
Waitress: “We’re no longer serving breakfast.”
Average Joe: “I’m sorry, what was that?”
Waitress: “I said we’re no longer serving breakfast. I heard one of you talking about breakfast, and I just wanted to let you know that we’re only serving lunch now.”
Avalanche: “In that case, I’ll have the burger.”
Average Joe: “Same.”
Thndr: “I’ll have the Ruben: hold the dressing, and hold the sauerkraut.”
Waitress: “All right.”
Thndr: “And can you put two fried eggs on top of it?”
Waitress, glaring unsmilingly at thndr: “I’ll see what I can do.”
Fifteen minutes later…..
Waitress: “OK: burger, burger, burger, and a Ruben with no dressing and no sauerkraut, with two fried eggs on top.”
Thndr: “And that is how you get corned beef and eggs with toast for breakfast when they tell you that breakfast is no longer being served.”
Note: Casting is the act of throwing a fishing string in a forceful but not necessarily graceful manner. It is also a process used in the making of ceramics.