My Intro

[fatman]

I'm just helping out a fellow noob

Fuck off, Ken. you aren't a "noob". you're a skidmark.

And take that cumstain The Wave with you...

[Hogleg]

I usually drop em in the grass and the fish out another cast or two while I wait for them to get tired enough to hold still- that way you can actually tell how long they are against the rod.

What if you snag another one while you're doing that?

Why not jus have a smoke, drink a beer, set up the tripod, rub one out, clean your lenses, take a piss, re-rig your gear, pick some boogers...

Lot's of other productive ways to while away that time without risking having two fish flopping around on the grass simultaneously.

JT, you're ethics here are questionable.

Having more than one fish flopping around on the grass is not cool dude.

Not cool.

[jhnnythndr]

I keep a stringer on my belt. I just hook up any secondary fish to it while I wait. Sometimes- if the fishings a hot- ill just hook em all up to the stringer and then take pictures one a a time at the end if the day. That works pretty well. They're pretty tires out after a day of fishing and you can pretty much just take your shot right away, and don't have to keep them out of the water so long.

Sportsmanship and ethics are pretty much the definitive traits from which my character is made.

[Ken Shog]

Fuck off, Ken. you aren't a "noob". you're a skidmark.

And take that cumstain The Wave with you...

See X Caddis, this guy is following rule #1.

And Fatman, I'm not fighting your battles for you. You want The Wave to leave, you deal with it.

But because I like you, I will give you a Protip. You can start by posting in his thread and tell him that you don't want him here. If he fights back and tells you to go fuck yourself, you probably do want him here. If he leaves and never comes back, you were correct and he did not belong anyway.

[marlo]

Got a 10wt?

It'd be a lot cooler if you did

[The Wave]

Fuck off, Ken. you aren't a "noob". you're a skidmark.

And take that cumstain The Wave with you...

See X Caddis, this guy is following rule #1.

And Fatman, I'm not fighting your battles for you. You want The Wave to leave, you deal with it.

But because I like you, I will give you a Protip. You can start by posting in his thread and tell him that you don't want him here. If he fights back and tells you to go fuck yourself, you probably do want him here. If he leaves and never comes back, you were correct and he did not belong anyway.

Ken's right Fatass.....If you don't like me, say something in my thread. Tell me whatever you want....

Thing is, like my old threads which are fucking hilarious (they're worth a search and a read), you'll just end up feeling stupid by the time I'm done with you.

[flybug.pa.]

dear mister wave. the old guard collective does not respond to your thread. happy. new. year.

[The Wave]

10-4 flybug

The old guard collective can kiss my ass.....happy new year to you!

[FormerlyChaseChrome]

you'll just end up feeling stupid by the time I'm done with you.

Your sig line would indicate otherwise...

[The Wave]

you'll just end up feeling stupid by the time I'm done with you.

Your sig line would indicate otherwise...

Are you fucking retarded? That's the same as someone reading your signature line, and believing Steven Wright actually went fishing with Dali, who caught every other fish with a dotted line.

Or are you so fucking dumb, that you believe everyone's signature but yours should be taken literally?

Sometimes you Drake members are so stupid I am authentically surprised. And that's aside from you giddy weirdoes getting all excited from catching bait-sized fish out of your backyard streams with $1,000 equipment.

[MTgrayling]

Why did you build a nice table and then fuck it up with corporate logos?

Delicious and duck do not belong together, ever.

Fish on grass is auto fail.

[FormerlyChaseChrome]

you'll just end up feeling stupid by the time I'm done with you.

Your sig line would indicate otherwise...

Are you fucking retarded? That's the same as someone reading your signature line, and believing Steven Wright actually went fishing with Dali, who caught every other fish with a dotted line.

Or are you so fucking dumb, that you believe everyone's signature but yours should be taken literally?

Sometimes you Drake members are so stupid I am authentically surprised. And that's aside from you giddy weirdoes getting all excited from catching bait-sized fish out of your backyard streams with $1,000 equipment.

Dude, your erudition and intellectual prowess (as you implied) is certainly awe inspiring...

I feel ill equipped to spar with that adamantine rhetoric of yours...

carry on...







Or rather fuck off and DIAF