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By SLSS
#602186
Dan, I'm ashamed at myself for how frequently I forget this thread. Awesome stuff.
CarelessEthiopian wrote: …., but shit is worse than balls.
My mother was a young bride and spent the weekend baking with her new mother in law. She reached into the oven for a cookie sheet and burned her hand, and let out a tiny, demure, "Shit!"

Without dropping a beat, my grandmother replied, Why would you have in your mouth something you wouldn't hold in your hand?

So I guess I see how balls could be worse than shit.

In my mother's defense, I realized years ago while having my ass handed to me in a ClassV, that Shit is for when you realize pain is coming your way, Fuck is for when it does. I think my mother held her tongue quite like the gentle lady she was and is.
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By austrotard
#602215
I'll bet she said cunt when she gave birth to that big bonce of yours.




this thread is a secret gem.
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By SLSS
#602223
austrotard wrote:I'll bet she said cunt when she gave birth to that big bonce of yours.
My poor mum. 7 of us. I'm afraid it's a family trait- the whole bunch of us have heads like over-sized melons.
By SOBF
#602297
My poor mum. 7 of us. I'm afraid it's a family trait- the whole bunch of us have heads like over-sized melons.
Only 5 of us,but none of the hats that say "one size fits all" fits any of us !
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By Spicytuna
#602615
My brothers and I were beasts when we were born, Big bro was 10.2, middle bro was 9.12, and I was 9.3

Needless to say all three were c section
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By SLSS
#602702
Spicytuna wrote:My brothers and I were beasts when we were born, Big bro was 10.2, middle bro was 9.12, and I was 9.3

Needless to say all three were c section
Buncha shrimps. My sisters were bigger than you lot. And none were C. Me mum is a tough and hearty Irish lass.
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By SLSS
#606202
CarelessEthiopian wrote:I don't understand "Kiwi style". Why don't they just wear pants?
Because they look special in tights.
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By yard4sale
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CarelessEthiopian wrote:I don't understand "Kiwi style". Why don't they just wear pants?
Pants go over your boot tops.

Where do you put the sheep legs?
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By austrotard
#606211
CarelessEthiopian wrote:I don't understand "Kiwi style". Why don't they just wear pants?
because they're at home on their wives.

seriously, those birds piss all over matey's girly rugby team.
once were warriors is a fucking fairy tale.
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By davesnothere
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Gave the heat a rest and headed west.





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Much repsect to those of you who call these waters home, until next time.[/report]
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By Lurgee
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davesnothere wrote:[report]Gave the heat a rest and headed west.[/report]
That sure doesn't look like the Pensacola I remember.

I like it when this thread gets bumped. Thanks. :cool
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