limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Mon Jun 15, 2015 4:21 pm

Trick Q:

What's better? That double crack in black rubber or...
Trigger Hippy...

out

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by fatman » Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:21 pm

I'll take Joan
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:38 pm

there's bison on the beach. and hutch's.


you know what? I'm tired of being the nice and charitable fellow that I am. I'm going to use this thread for my own purposes.
fuck youse guys.

I need help/suggestions/a sound thrashing... but first, an apology.
you have to look at this again:

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I've the display base timber coming and I'd like to title this piece...

'four corners completes the circle' is something that I came up with when I was sobering up. I apologise again.
it's too long, sounds gay and is only considered deep and meaningful to children under the age of 16. 'red suicide harvested black roses' type of gay.

Q6: so... what would you title this bunch of firewood?

I'm going to carve the entire display so it's viewed as its own piece once the boxes are removed. along the base will hold the title.

we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by SLSS » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:51 pm

Migration
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by FormerlyChaseChrome » Mon Jun 15, 2015 8:57 pm

Think this rather "circles the square"...
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Hogleg » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:26 pm

I suggest: "The Fence Needs Attention"
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by yard4sale » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:35 pm

Fishy boxes?
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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by pbrstreetgang » Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:12 pm

"Gagglefuck: Four Overpriced Bespoke Fly Boxes Hewn from Dead Trees Emblazoned with Fish Images"*

*Subtitle - Crafted by some Wastoid, Artisanal Fuck
Everybody knows this is nowhere...

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:43 pm

yeah... sure thing there, peebs.
you know... if I wanted my fans* to like know the truth and shit. pffft.

by the by, I just 12:20'd the dog.





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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by Average Joe » Tue Jun 16, 2015 1:50 am

austrotard wrote:Q6: so... what would you title this bunch of firewood?
"Get your nose out of my ass."

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by SOBF » Tue Jun 16, 2015 3:36 am

Throw one of Dwaynes flies in and call it "Beauty and the Beast".

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Re: limited questions only a drakian would know the answers to

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:10 pm

'king oat' = fucking oath = I assure you, sir... for it is the gospel truth.


everybody gets one.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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