If a User ID pops up under "Birthdays" and you have no idea who the fuck that person is, cut and paste their info into this thread.
Username: KoKaneThis fellow (or lesbian - one really can't tell) took more time and trouble than I did typing in his (or her) interests, occupation, location, and (obviously) date of birth on Sunday, April 17, 2011.
Interests: Pussy Food Beer and Fly Fishing....not it any specific order.
Occupation: Fixer of Humans
Location: West Virginia
Joined: Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:45 pm
Last active: Sun Apr 17, 2011 8:16 pm
Total posts: 0
Thirty-one minutes later, he (or she) was gone without a post, never to return.
I'm sure I could create a mildly entertaining story with this limited information, but if I were to try and post it all you'd probably see is "403."