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By Ajax
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I had some questionable results from a PSA test a while back, and my Dr ordered an ultrasound of my prostate. The woman who administered the test used a probe the size of a Louisville Slugger. And she had to have been savagely grudge-fucked within recent memory, 'cause she went at my ass with that thing like Lexington Steele after a month of celibacy and a bushel of oysters. I was sore for a fucking week.

Looks like I'll live, but I'll sure as hell be avoiding criminal activity that might result in prison, or canoe trips into northern Georgia.
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By Redchaser
#625093
Ajax wrote:I had some questionable results from a PSA test a while back, and my Dr ordered an ultrasound of my prostate. The woman who administered the test used a probe the size of a Louisville Slugger. And she had to have been savagely grudge-fucked within recent memory, 'cause she went at my ass with that thing like Lexington Steele after a month of celibacy and a bushel of oysters. I was sore for a fucking week.

Looks like I'll live, but I'll sure as hell be avoiding criminal activity that might result in prison, or canoe trips into northern Georgia.

I've got the questionable PSA results too. My doc wants to biopsy. I told him I'll do it in October after I take a trip and get my kid settled back into school. He's ok with that because while it's a "bit " high, it's not raging. When they were scheduling it they said I'll probably need to take it easy for a day or two after and asked if I wanted to schedule on a Friday. I told them "Fuck no, I'm not wasting a weekend on that, schedule it on Monday, that's what I have sick days for". Just because I'm getting fucked up the ass, I don't want to get fucked up the ass.
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By root wad
#625109
I really sympathize with all you old farts who fear anal intrusion. I am fortunate that the only medical procedure I endured this past week involved a somewhat routine heart valve replacement. Thanks for the book AW. Due to the wonders of modern pharmacology and pain killing protocols I got to look at it for the first time on four different occasions. Been putting this thing off for about the past six years. Decided to pull the trigger when I realized I was starting to cast a lot like Randy.
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By fatman
#625110
get well soon, Root. Follow doctor's orders, do the therapy.
grope a nurse if you get the chance....

rest easy knowing that you will be fishing vicariously (via gifted flyties)
in AK in a little over a week.

:cool
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By austrotard
#625118
holy shit... so this explains the skinny blinky.
get well, mate... good to see you face your fears.


and whatever you do don't get all up your own ass like a skinny oprah.
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By Redchaser
#625127
Best of luck for a quick recovery Root. I'll probably loose all those purdy flies you sent in snags, or pop them off on shitty back cast.
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By root wad
#625132
You guys have a great trip north. I look forward to you sharing it with us. Hope the flies can be useful. You shouldn't run out.
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By Randall Dee
#625141
I suppose you think I put that hook in yer leg on accident. Or was it yer ass? I forget.

Seriously Rooty, best wishes for a speedy recovery. And be sure to reach out if I can be of service.
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By yard4sale
#625150
root wad wrote: Decided to pull the trigger when I realized I was starting to cast a lot like Randy.
Like herpes, there ain't no cure for that.

Damn Root, glad to hear you are getting through it. We need you strong to pole us through the 30 knots again next year.
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