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By austrotard
#631856
fatman wrote:day three in camp:

"so I guess Joe isn't coming back with my cappuccino...."
austrotard wrote:day 9...

"I don't think joe's coming back with my cappuccino, hey."

to be fair I did have five extra days of luxury with my 'valet'.
so you can pick any day after he left. fucker never come back.

topical:

'so I guess I'll be off in the morning...'
"but what if I don't want you to go?"
'I've got things to do, mitch.'

the cc never left me. he just didn't take me anywhere either.
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By yard4sale
#631869
austrotard wrote:
fatman wrote:day three in camp:

"so I guess Joe isn't coming back with my cappuccino...."
austrotard wrote:day 9...

"I don't think joe's coming back with my cappuccino, hey."

to be fair I did have five extra days of luxury with my 'valet'.
so you can pick any day after he left. fucker never come back.

topical:

'so I guess I'll be off in the morning...'
"but what if I don't want you to go?"
'I've got things to do, mitch.'

the cc never left me. he just didn't take me anywhere either.
Elates: pretty much every morning

Rick: should I make another pot?

Everybody in unison: "fuck yeah!"
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By fatman
#631881
"that Fishing Goddess has some big ol' hatchery tits..."
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By austrotard
#631914
'what sort of fucking name is norb?'

'way to go, norb.'

'I'm pouring a sip for norm.'
"it's norb."
'fuck it... norb then.'
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