All threads that bitch about new, existing, or old members will be posted/relocated here. Keep this shit off the General forum, because no one wants (or cares) to hear your opinions. Now go back to the other forums and post something worthy of reading.
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By austrotard
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confession: I heard those dreaded words from my eldest daughter today.

relates: dance recital.

elates: I'm researching 'legally faking one's death for 24 hours'.

lates: can't find any info.

sate: found a kidnapping go fund me site called 'he'll be dead in the next 24 hours'.

eta: some oirish fella has less than four hours (according to the cc).
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By Average Joe
#646673
Dr. Nefario is the man you need to see.

He might even be able to provide you with some minions who can hijack the DJ booth during the recital.
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By Ginseng Sullivan
#646677
This is all just too familiar.

Don't let him sell it.

In this one thing I have more experience than you Joe.

I would never tell you what to do and certainly not Mr. Joe but think about this long and hard.

Thank you.
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By Lando
#646678
I only send Joe stickers......fucking over-achievers.
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By austrotard
#646681
sorry, lads. I've got a full house.
one stars over pneumonia.

pay up.
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By Bigguy
#646709
Beautifully done! Made me reflect on what I went through with my Dad, and now reliving with my wife's father. We've started including our kids in the process, just so they get an idea of what they'll be facing.

Every time my patience starts wearing thin, I remind myself that they carried me at lot longer than I'll have to carry them.
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By Average Joe
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At two-thirty this afternoon I put on a down vest, and then headed out to the patio and lit a cigar.

At four my wife brought me a cocktail.

At six we sat down and ate dinner.

At seven forty-five, I went back out onto the patio for a nightcap.

I then attempted to put my hands in the pockets of the vest, but the pockets were gone.

Further examination proved that I was wearing the vest inside-out.

That I wore this garment for over five hours without knowing I'd put it on inside-out does not really concern me.

That my wife didn't notice I find somewhat troublesome.
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By yard4sale
#646734
Average Joe wrote:At two-thirty this afternoon I put on a down vest, and then headed out to the patio and lit a cigar. Too early for a drink.

At four my wife brought me a cocktail.

At six we sat down and ate dinner.

At seven forty-five, I went back out onto the patio for a nightcap.

I then attempted to put my hands in the pockets of the vest, but the pockets were gone.

Further examination proved that I was wearing the vest inside-out.

That I wore this garment for over five hours without knowing I'd put it on inside-out does not really concern me.

That my wife didn't notice I find somewhat fawesome.
Fixt. I bet she noticed and didn't care. I imagine you have a good lady who understands whats going on in your life so I made an assumption.
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By austrotard
#646736
jose's grandpa.
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By fly-chucker
#646737
fucking Drake :cool
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By pbrstreetgang
#646757
Best way to start a week: catching up on AJ's writings.

Many thanks, amigo.
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By Lando
#646774
I swung up a whitefish on a spey rod this weekend.

:cool
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