- Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:55 pm
Welcome to the club, WB! Just had my second one a few weeks ago. Realizing I was nearing my 5th anniversary, I called the doc that did the first one. They told me I needed my general prac. Doc to write a referral. Arguing that the ass doc had said come back didn't do any good. Called the general prac. Doc and asked that they write the referral. Two days later and no referral, I called back. They told me that since I hadn't been in in six months, I needed to see the doc. Already getting the red-ass and hadn't even made it to the starting line. Decided to switch general prac. doc, still had to make an office visit.
Finally get the ass-reaming scheduled, day before I was to drink the cocktail, ass-doc's office called rescheduling it two weeks later, another case of red-ass!
Having gone through the shitshow once, I stopped eating at noon the day before having to drink that crap, figured less in, less out. Discovered they had improved things, instead of a gallon of shit starter, they had switched to 1/2 gallon of gator aid, not near as bad.
As par for the course, the 12:30 procedure was delayed almost two hours. I was more than a little pissed. Had to take one last shit before getting started and the ass-doc was miffed that I was late. Told him to fuck-off since he was running even later! Damn glad they gave me good drugs as I suspect I really got an ass-reaming!
Good news, no ass-cancer. Bad news, get to do it again in five years.