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By austrotard
#624226
I was wondering if you could do something equally as rare and make me some biplanes out of beer cans?

or perhaps a cut out a shape of a door key and add some hooks so I could hang my keys on it?
they're as rare as rocking horse shit, them.

pine cone hedgehog?

diorama in a shoebox?

pringles tin piggy bank?


the possibilities are endless (in year 6 industrial 'arts').
By TPeak
#626713
Hey, I was wondering if anyone wanted some peacock feathers? I have about 6 or more that I'll never use and thought someone else might. Dont want to toss em out. Just give me a mailing address and I'll send the out tomorrow or the next since I'm going to the post office.
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By austrotard
#626721
don't just leave us hanging... what will you do at said post office?

some people like the bbq. some people like to collect the stamp, fucking.
By gankadank
#649836
[fish_report]
My mind is here






South for three full days and two partials



[img]http://i.imgur.com/z8Up20d.jpg[/img]

arrive to find them sitting in the skiff, aglow about their spanking new outboard. they've a lot of plates spinning



[img]http://i.imgur.com/5iT0Ypo.jpg[/img]

there's also a research vessel



[img]http://i.imgur.com/iSkFdgw.jpg[/img]



[img]http://i.imgur.com/B7TIN6q.jpg[/img]

she's a badass. she picked up a sewing machine off craigslist and has been up-holstering



[img]http://i.imgur.com/M6ZgTYQ.jpg[/img]

he's proud of the boat-hook he made. "If it's dropped, it'll float handle up"



[img]http://i.imgur.com/PLwzTaf.jpg?1[/img]

there were signs of you



[img]http://i.imgur.com/Vn5PLZd.jpg[/img]

worming in and all around



[img]http://i.imgur.com/a2vPFQo.jpg[/img]

she wore her pro-staff tactical cotton jersey



[img]http://i.imgur.com/UygeJWD.jpg[/img]

breaking in a motor is hard work and requires rum



[img]http://i.imgur.com/y0OVYun.jpg[/img]

the W was nasty out front. we had a little casting practice



[img]http://i.imgur.com/M1U690H.jpg[/img]

every night, this poor pup was subjected to displaced affection brought on by missing my girl and gods. she soldiered on



[img]http://i.imgur.com/elCqUHn.jpg[/img]

he took me out back and tried his damndest to put me on fish. there were two shots at snook. one rolling tarpon, that only he saw, and two shots at redfish. a fly in the mangrove. a fish lined. just stupid twatting buck fever. I did my best and I believed. It was incredible



[img]http://i.imgur.com/Kz5wXTs.jpg[/img]

there was dodging of incoming weather and we went from chickee to chickee to wait them out



[img]http://i.imgur.com/TFXoiuv.jpg[/img]



[img]http://i.imgur.com/H6QGpJI.jpg[/img]

this hardcase was northbound against the elements. we idle over and find out that, yes, he does want a cold beer



[img]http://i.imgur.com/RlwuFhQ.jpg[/img]

i didn't want to leave. it's the type of place that covers you like a fine dust, settling into your pores. the duality of possibility and consequence is ever present



all those miles and repetition of phrases like "i've got a few more tricks up my sleeve" yielded two mangrove snappers. so, technically i caught my first salty fish on a fly. and i poled while my friend caught his first on the new skiff. there are no pics of either event



[img]http://i.imgur.com/JtjnJ4p.jpg?1[/img]

this fucker's like a walmart greeter. you've seen him in other recent reportage



[img]http://i.imgur.com/qozmTfi.jpg[/img]

the last full day was just cruising around



[img]http://i.imgur.com/X9P2AYw.jpg[/img]



[img]http://i.imgur.com/1BDjF3v.jpg[/img]



[img]http://i.imgur.com/uhIHvmr.jpg[/img]

and cuban food



[img]http://i.imgur.com/iqOCvKl.jpg[/img]



i thanked him in some long-winded verbal puff and he just looked at me and said, "it's what we do"



if you're ever visiting, we'll do our best to reciprocate



[img]http://i.imgur.com/E2GBweU.jpg[/img]



[img]http://i.imgur.com/zsqwOxW.jpg?1[/img]



[img]http://i.imgur.com/ybnYdwN.jpg[/img]

i came home and the very next day sat in the bow tippling white label while Red Bess paddled me down our local sweetwater



it's what we do






[/fish_report]
Last edited by gankadank on Sat May 27, 2017 7:55 pm, edited 1 time in total.
#649843
I swear I did not send drugs through the post office. I use UPS for that.

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I have a picture of that business card.
"DELIVERD"

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There are two boats in the fleet that I haven't seen yet. I need to catch up.
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By dunk
#649845
That was exceptional gdank...

I could use a place like that
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By fatman
#649846
:smile

Sitting on a delayed aircraft awaiting departure and already missing
By TPeak
#650499
I'm BACK!! I know you guys missed me! I see you still like to hijack my post. Thats great, cause I didnt have to look for it very long.
I'll make this short. I started a website. I just started and its a work in progress. I have one or two more things for you guys to make fun of. I also made something JUST FOR YOU GUYS.
www.tpeakart.com
Bottom decal comes with any Drakian order
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By austrotard
#650502
obsolete exercise, that.

unless he was aiming for doucheful self promotion.



what happened when tpee, bork and raffa got together to make some art:




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