Harvey and the Texicans

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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by yard4sale » Mon Aug 28, 2017 4:27 pm

Read an interesting stat today.

Take 3 pennies stacked like pancakes. This storm has dropped enough water to cover the entire lower 48 states with that much water. So far.....

Insane. Stay safe folks.
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by Fishwater » Mon Aug 28, 2017 9:29 pm

Lurgee wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 11:41 pm
Good call FW.

How much did you have to slip the evacuation helicopter pilot to make that detour for you?
One day, maybe when it's all over, I'll tell you how we got out.
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Mike,

They're talking 800 yr flood event. Best not to come back until Freaknik.
When it's all over, I bet it'll be the worst the country has ever seen.

I'd love to stay here but my wife has to be back at the hospital. If she can get into Hobby, she's gone. I may stay here with the kids if my house still has water. I do have tickets to the Alabama/FSU game if I do stick around...
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by The_Fuk » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:31 am

Fortunately my daughter is in NW Houston and has not had it as bad as other parts. Hope everyone stays safe.
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by West Chester » Tue Aug 29, 2017 8:33 am

Monkey Brains is good, just out collecting TV's, Jewelry and other assorted valuables.
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by ironman » Tue Aug 29, 2017 5:15 pm

BigTimber wrote:
Sun Aug 27, 2017 10:29 am
I'm on a little higher ground and its draining pretty good, but it's only the beginning. After the rain stops we still have all the runoff to deal with. The city is going to be devastated by the end of this if it isn't already.

I'd much rather take on a blizzard than this.
Yeah. Blizzards can be no fun, but would not even register on the WTF scale of Harvey.

We have family in Spring. They seem to be okay, but the baptismal pool at their place of worship, can now accommodate the entire congregation.

Thoughts and prayers to you all.
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by SOBF » Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:32 pm

Oldest brother lives and runs his business in Houston. All are safe but several employees and friends lost homes.

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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by fly-chucker » Wed Aug 30, 2017 2:49 pm

SOBF wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 1:32 pm
Oldest brother lives and runs his business in Houston. All are safe but several employees and friends lost homes.
glad to hear everyone's safe

now get the bouncing titties back :wink
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by cantfishforshit. » Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:05 pm

There must be a lot of gay men in Texas. I bet Raffa is there sucking drawing penises. God smite.
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by Jed » Wed Aug 30, 2017 8:37 pm

cantfishforshit. wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:05 pm
There must be a lot of gay men in Texas. I bet Raffa is there sucking drawing penises. God smite.
No the reason that the storm hit Texas is because there are not a lot of gay's there. It was a message from god telling us that being homophobic is not according to his wishes. It is the gays that protected the rest of the country.

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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by V Wake » Wed Aug 30, 2017 9:48 pm

cantfishforshit. wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:05 pm
There must be a lot of gay men in Texas. I bet Raffa is there sucking drawing penises. God smite.
Timing is everything and you chose the wrong time to sound like a fucking idiot.
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by root wad » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:07 pm

Yo Red, Should you know any members of the Cajun Navy and you think they might want to fish somewhere between BC and The Keys get in touch. It's on me. Much respect.
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Re: Harvey and the Texicans

Post by yard4sale » Wed Aug 30, 2017 11:33 pm

cantfishforshit. wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:05 pm
There must be a lot of gay men in Texas. I bet Raffa is there sucking drawing penises. God smite.
The fuck is wrong with you? Never post here again. Seriously.
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