come hell or high water tr

[fatman]

this is the best thing I've seen all day

[fishskibum]

got the chance to row the tu tarded one fly tournament again
trip started with a buzz kill
either my add laden stoner ass left or more likely some asswhipe walked outta my garage with a new dry bag loaded with sleeping bags and my bibler bivvy which really stings as that fuckers $$$ when space is tight
which is still my fault for leaving the door open and not listening to the better 1/2
headed out prefished a bit with my pops and continue puppy stuff training

car 54 where are you?
have ya seen raft 22?

wasn't a lot of heads up despite decent hatches but we forced fed a few

i drew decent sticks and we stuck a few


had a pretty good day
ita been better if they tippped
but whatevers they probably wanted a guide with a nice new boat and a seasons worth of days on the water who luvs to count and git em
and ya gots an irrie old fishy skibum in a beat up tupparwhare mothership that don't quantify much
i did row my ass off for em
next day the old man had a blue ribbon council sumthin meeting
the furkid and i hit the gorge
front blew through and i thought i was fucked
but the white caps subsided sun poked through
found sum poopers feeding along shore
and managed to git one to eat

a trip into the backing and about an inch a minute later


"which is nice"

headed back and floated a quick a with my dad n friend
think he went 0-5 on that one
hooked up with the ethoipian clan a road trippin drakian and his bro
they emphasized family matters and fuck kermit
its easy being green show up load up n git in the boat

at its basic the suks nuttin but words n pics on the intertubez
beneaths thats a bunch of decent dudes with a passion and or obsession revolving around the whippy sticks
youre free to create an illusion of someone ya aint
anonumoosely troll n stir shit share youre goods, bads fugly mugs ,whatever
but it definately changes once you decide to cross into the irl world most of us grew up in
and the ginsing cats as solid as they come
super stoked to be able to share my home waters and the annual ethopian family float again
i look forward to his tr and pictures here's my ramblin stream of stonerness and a few sobf trained point shoot n pray
put in and headed down stream

stuck a few

made er through the whites waters and into one of the more scenic river camps

some chilled

some embraced additional piscatorial pursuits

ate drank puffed and enjoyed campfire companionship till the urge to get horizontal struck us all
loaded up and headed back down river
i manned the bimini topped rubber sticks andthe etheopian rowed my pops n family friend into fish

catching was a bit challenging
so to make it even more sporting mr sulivan hooks a 20'er on his shorty glass whippy sticks around the shade top
and we mange to put em in the blue line so not a boat net
sure the flyshop bro laughed at the bazooka joe fat albert
but mr brown ate em

i'm pretty sure this guys a hudge flyfisherman

tried some witch docktor juju vodoo euro nymphin but it didn't produce

i jumped up on my high $$ casting platform that keeps shit cold too and crushed it throwing junk and behind the lens

happily floated down into a hot n sunny camp
gs's bro drove down, stuck some fish, resupplied the party with provisions and shared the eve
sun dropped and shelters erected, fajitas devoured, barley hoppy pops and cocktails consumed
smot got poked and other sundries of goods


the next day the Ethiopian cat rowed us into a couple fish
sheldon did puppy stuffs like dig through the garbage for the bacon greased soaked paper towels
we presented the fitting gift the river gods scored us the day before

bucked camp

some crafts got lighter

loaded up mr sheldon

and entered a canyon mr powell named for the locals

stuck fish


did stuff huge flyfisherman do
like rerig tippet and stick the picky trico sippers with 20's
sniffed troots

tossed 16teeners down

i dont toss outta the back much and a 8'4" sticks 6" short of mending around the oar
mr sullivan rocked the sticks and put the dibs team into fish and floated into colorado


said goodbye to the bday babe and the careless crew with a thanks for rowin all our crap lets do it again next year
did a couple rounds of 2x puppy stuffs at dinner

gs's buddy had never fished outta of drifty i rowed him for a lap at camp the night before so
there's no way youre comin to utah and not gettin that checked off
busted out our shuttle and j sheldon and my pops busted out another float
fuck ya if ya aint doin it huge

once again didn't see to many heads a couple on back eddie scum lines
but we kept an eye out for risers

stayed hydrated and elevated

and managed to stick a few nice fish


damn glad to meet yas
wished i had more time but
had to get back and get the mrs. to the airport and her trip to run hut to hut through the dolomites in italy
i guess it may snow on em which reconfirms my decision to pass on that vacation adventure and meet her in Croatia next week
Any you fuckos ever fish there?
as always pleasure sharing the goods here and irl with family and friends
if it werent ida spent the morn gettin something else done
as my father in law used to say

i

[CarelessEthiopian]

We pulled it off again. Family float/fishing trip with a good balance of both. For me, even though I wasn't there to witness it, the moment that epitomizes the trip was when Ginseng got a nice fish on a dry from the raft with the bimini up.

I feel like we're starting to get this trip dialed in.

So yeah, I bought a handful of pink fat alberts from the shop and the guy straight up lady at me. Then I watched a bunch of fish eat them. He seemed like a good dude, but fuck him, in a nice way.

And fucking Ginseng was there! Didn't see that coming. I dig that we can throw this all together with just a few texts and emails.

Thanks for being part of my mom's birthday. It was a time to remember.

[fatman]

betch y'all limited out on smiles.

missus rocks the sticks for a 2X momma.
tell yers HBD

[CarelessEthiopian]

missus rocks the sticks for a 2X momma.

That's someone else. Momma stayed home.

She rowed the frog water just fine, also caught some fish.

[Mad_Mike]

Damn fellas... That was just plain nice... Good work all around.

and congrats on the new god!!

[Bigguy]

That definitely did not suck!

[fly-chucker]

I need to celebrate birfdays like that

[fishskibum]

went backs to a spot that was hot and steeped with western lore and ledgend

stopped and volied for another phw outing
my vet was a pretty good stick and stuck a few


dont gits the parrots pose nor really want my whippy stick in your craw
but its all good reguardless

these guys showed up and kicked down some fundages and damn good joe
[pansey ass safe space trigger warning]

made it to the river for a quick evening and recieved a brown karmatic blessing and a banner sunset for my days work

\
next morn puppiestuffs i hit the water to chase rainbows




scored em pretty well of course the the couple that schooled me were the ones i really wanted to put in the nets
and that shit happens cause if it always worked out the drive to do it again could be compromised
gourgie fall day

i kinda like to roll solo or with the gods
aint much better after a good 10 hours and 15 river miles than hitting the takeout to see the crews made it and your rigs pullin in for the shuttle specially when it raining now
hit the water early the next day
redd raper one this is redd raper 2 we gots limited vis on a low cloud deck and multiple boogies in our run

lameo charlies rodgers
stuck a few

got whitey's

and members of the rainbow coalitions



hooked hogzilla

sadly in the ass fin which led to a lengthy battle with real limited control

sweet fish though


got our gear chuckin worm dunkin bros into his first fish on the fly flinging pole
with the slutty nymph rig and the daddy issue worm


i think hes a hudge flyfisherman now
i says here hold my beer and i'll show ya how its really done

made friends at camp

ate wells

slept hard in the cougar dens
did its again for another day
That time o year

i like to see the W's fly and hes smiling cause his W's real footballs team spanked the university of spoiled children

well that and he likes when they eat his low fat junks



puppies stuffs decided to abandon ship a 1/4 mile from the takeout and swim to shore which surprised me as he's been swimming a bit but hadn't tried that trick before

all good i pulled over got him and racked up some numbers for one of them 30 fish days

tail chasin cheers

[RockyMtHigh]

Awesome.

[LA Fly Guy]

Good stuff 'bum.

[fatman]