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By D-nymph
#222685
shunned wrote:
wonga, mate..JPG
fuck me, who'd want to?
Dude, your baseboards are pink.

like this: :cheer

explain?
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By West Chester
#222705
Outcast wrote:Sounds like you need a new dick mate.

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By shunned
#224985
17 april broome (that's up north where failingturnip's mate hangs about)

13 april scarlett's first b-day... so that's good
30 april the missus' b-day... given the flick, also good.

3-4wks 16k (yep, 3 fucking zeros)
I need to find a 9wt fast.

and stash a big bag in with the tools... my way of saying 'fuck you, virgin blue'
there's a good chance my next dalai lama will be a bit of shovel (the clink, mate)


life sucks being mitch :stupid
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By austrotard
#680777
here's a new one.

my best mate has asked me to be godfather to his little boy.
he's not religious as such and his missus is a roman catholic papist bastard.

I fucking hate all religion with every bone of my rotting body.

yet I am truly honoured to be asked.
and I did say yes.

does this make me a cunt hypocrite?

I know. I'll just lie to the priest in his house of omg.
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By root wad
#680786
Smitchie, you should do a bit of innerweb sleuthing. Some twat has stolen one of your monikers and trying to be so nice to people he doesn't know that it will make you want to puke. For realz.

Edit: Given it being the weekend and my chosen nation of residence, I am not allowed to fish. Unless, of course, I resort to renting a guide. Bastards.
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By yard4sale
#680792
root wad wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:13 pm
Edit: Given it being the weekend and my chosen nation of residence, I am not allowed to fish. Unless, of course, I resort to renting a guide. Bastards.
Beats clearing brush around the house while wearing a respirator. Sure wish we could redirect some of that rain coming your way down in my direction.
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By austrotard
#680810
root wad wrote: Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:13 pm Smitchie, you should do a bit of innerweb sleuthing. Some twat has stolen one of your monikers and trying to be so nice to people he doesn't know that it will make you want to puke.
he probably just wants some stuff he isn't going to pay for.
be very wary.
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