Haiku written by reprobates
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He is from N.C.
Suck a bag of dicks he can
Autumn air colored leaves grouse
Suck a bag of dicks he can
Autumn air colored leaves grouse
“I am a fisherman. The work is simple, as is my life. Still, I take pride in my work because on these waters, I may think, and reason not to."
-Hindu Fisherman
"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal
-Hindu Fisherman
"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Learn to count catshitcantfishforshit. wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:58 amHe is from N.C.
Suck a bag of dicks he can
Autumn air colored leaves grouse
Raffa and catshit love dix
Art is subjective
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will
When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will
When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW
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the 17 syllable format is flexible - with "good" Haiku (subjective) going beyond that construct. Here, however, I am not sure we can apply that considering the set up and delivery.
D+, only because it started with the basics, then rapidly disintegrated like trump reading from a teleprompter.
Pray for winter clouds
on a sleepy river pool
shadows in shadows
y4s - I am glad you omitted the comma. The wordplay reminds me of Tony Harrison, albeit from a great distance
D+, only because it started with the basics, then rapidly disintegrated like trump reading from a teleprompter.
Pray for winter clouds
on a sleepy river pool
shadows in shadows
y4s - I am glad you omitted the comma. The wordplay reminds me of Tony Harrison, albeit from a great distance
Everybody knows this is nowhere...
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Commas are teh ghey
Exclamation marks are worse
Tard has periods
Exclamation marks are worse
Tard has periods
You can't go back and you can't stand still
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will
When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will
When your choices are between a pedophile religious zealot or a dem suddenly the pedophile religious zealot doesn't sound too bad. - PLOW
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no, they're full stops.
I once smoked a lot of pots.
this is fucking gay.
I once smoked a lot of pots.
this is fucking gay.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.
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I nevur cood cowntyard4sale wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 10:05 pmLearn to count catshitcantfishforshit. wrote: ↑Thu Oct 19, 2017 9:58 amHe is from N.C.
Suck a bag of dicks he can
Autumn air colored leaves grouse
Raffa and catshit love dix
Art is subjective
“I am a fisherman. The work is simple, as is my life. Still, I take pride in my work because on these waters, I may think, and reason not to."
-Hindu Fisherman
"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal
-Hindu Fisherman
"Do you remember, Odin, when in bygone days we mixed our blood together? You said you would never drink ale unless it were brought to both of us?" -Njal
Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Really Shawn?
We don't even know what you're saying in person
We don't even know what you're saying in person

Which one of you fuckers has a flats skiff in the NC mountains?-southernstrain
Was there also a raft,drift boat,jon boat,and a gheeno in the yard?-Kyle
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you are sleeping
you do not want to believe
you are sleeping
you do not want to believe
you are sleeping
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.
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So this dipshit did the same thing only deleted way more of others good stuff over at the blue screened ski e-land trying to pretend he wasn't a turdly waste of bandwithRedchaser wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:13 pmUsername: Jamespio
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I have no idea if it's his birthday, but the dipshit is running for congress. http://www.votepiotrowski.com
And he snuck in here on March 8th and edited out most of his old post. I guess he's scared an opponent might Google him and find post of him calling people pussies and being a general douche, a good bit of which is still captured in quotes.
then comes back after getting his ass kicked by an even sadder elephant polimouthbreather named raul
so i calls him on it
you deleted a bunch of good posts
in order to not appear as the asshole you are
only to fail
own it or scram
i know my broku is strong and scored when i get my words back in poli butthurt blabber 4 fold
I decided that trying to do some good for the people of my state was more important than a ridiculous off-topic internet forum. Especially after the denizens of that forum showed up and started poking around my campaign's social media presence. So, yeah, I'll own the fact that I had to try to do something to save the places you fish, hunt and ski (you're welcome). And that to do that, as well as to try to improve medical care for our veterans, and begin addressing the failures of our economy that are falling disproportionately on young people, rural communities and minorities, I had to try to clean up my image because the only hope for the things you claim to believe in was to run a nearly perfect campaign, without the help of the self-righteous, stoner, assholes who are too self-absorbed to bother with doing hard jobs like trying to change their state or country. I don't apologize for any of it, because it was the right thing to do, and I'd do it again because almost anything is more important than the fucking Padded Room.
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Pio has a knack for being a pompous self righteous douche. There was a time when he showed me a kindness and I was much appreciative, however when he showed up on the Drake he came in calling everyone pussies and generally acting like a dick so I called him out on it, his reply was to chastise me for it, reminding me that he had once done a good deed for me, I thanked him again for the good deed but told him it doesn't give him a pass to act like a dick...in so many words..fishskibum wrote: ↑Sat Nov 11, 2017 5:46 amSo this dipshit did the same thing only deleted way more of others good stuff over at the blue screened ski e-land trying to pretend he wasn't a turdly waste of bandwithRedchaser wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:13 pmUsername: Jamespio
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I have no idea if it's his birthday, but the dipshit is running for congress. http://www.votepiotrowski.com
And he snuck in here on March 8th and edited out most of his old post. I guess he's scared an opponent might Google him and find post of him calling people pussies and being a general douche, a good bit of which is still captured in quotes.
then comes back after getting his ass kicked by an even sadder elephant polimouthbreather named raul
so i calls him on it
you deleted a bunch of good posts
in order to not appear as the asshole you are
only to fail
own it or scram
i know my broku is strong and scored when i get my words back in poli butthurt blabber 4 foldI decided that trying to do some good for the people of my state was more important than a ridiculous off-topic internet forum. Especially after the denizens of that forum showed up and started poking around my campaign's social media presence. So, yeah, I'll own the fact that I had to try to do something to save the places you fish, hunt and ski (you're welcome). And that to do that, as well as to try to improve medical care for our veterans, and begin addressing the failures of our economy that are falling disproportionately on young people, rural communities and minorities, I had to try to clean up my image because the only hope for the things you claim to believe in was to run a nearly perfect campaign, without the help of the self-righteous, stoner, assholes who are too self-absorbed to bother with doing hard jobs like trying to change their state or country. I don't apologize for any of it, because it was the right thing to do, and I'd do it again because almost anything is more important than the fucking Padded Room.
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"Put in the effort and good things happen"... Hogleg
"Salinity is proportional to sanity for sure" ..The Volfish
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates
Piotrowski has only four syllables. Therefore, as the founder of this thread and a 5/7/5 purist, I forbid his name to sully this thread again.
Had lunch with the guy once. He was congenial, in person. Online, he's a different critter.
Consistently. Different.
Had lunch with the guy once. He was congenial, in person. Online, he's a different critter.
Consistently. Different.
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Just put the James in front of it. Or cunt.
On the blue screen forum, he recently posted a picture of a fish in the grass and defended it by saying it's better than a stiffarm photo.
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