Haiku written by reprobates

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Transylwader » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:39 pm

Yawn Yawn yawn Yawn Yawn
Yawn Yawn Yawn Ghey Yawn Yawn Yawn
Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:00 pm

When you suck that dick
Do you gag and spit cross eyed?
How is swallowing?

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by Transylwader » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:06 pm

Unfuck yourself, cunt
Go cry on fuckbook some more
You're a dogdamn child
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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Wed Nov 29, 2017 4:24 pm

You just don’t know me
Which is fine and that is great
‘Cause you’re a cunt troll

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:18 pm

I'm getting sick of scrambled eggs
head full of drugs
black roses and cat bras.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:49 pm

Toothless Austrian
I can help you herbally
Indica coma

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:52 pm

Also you went 7
On the second you went 4
And then your teeth went

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:53 pm

I don't need your steenking help
I have a home nurse (for reals)
and a big bag of dicks to suck.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:12 pm

Squeeze the bag tighter
It’s where the fun comes from mate
Throw out your gold teeth

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 29, 2017 9:26 pm

I just don't know what to do with myself
don't know just what to do with myself
I'm so used to doing everything with you.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by bullship » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:29 pm

K

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Re: Haiku written by reprobates

Post by austrotard » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:56 pm

close. opiates.
I am the raindrop out at sea I cause
the ripples that becoming the crashing waves.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

-mtice

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