Online Dating
Online Dating
got this text very early in the AM (times shown not accurate), it was the first real interaction. Over 40 women cut to the chase...
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Average Joe
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Re: Online Dating
If she asks for a photo, feel free to use this.
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The Wandering Blues
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Re: Online Dating
Sounds like she’d get her freak on for ya.
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180 Degrees South
180 Degrees South
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First of all, I like your reply. 
It would appear to me that Kim is all about Kim.
It would appear to me that Kim is all about Kim.
Re: Online Dating
She seems like the kinda person one might find from the online dating co's that advertise in your inflight magazine....
She might be a bot pushing some "new smart way of doing business"...
My answers would be:
1. Meth Lab
2. I think there's 3; maybe 4 of 'em....depends on who ya talk to....
3. Old enough to work for dad.
4. Yes.
5. Neutral?!? Lady...have you seen this country in the last 18 months? I side with the Russians...you figure it out.
6. I'm not sure I'd call my kids smart really...and I'd love for my ex to have to work for me and not my salary.....know what I mean?
7. What's that?
If those questions are real, that's some seriously high maintenance....
She might be a bot pushing some "new smart way of doing business"...
My answers would be:
1. Meth Lab
2. I think there's 3; maybe 4 of 'em....depends on who ya talk to....
3. Old enough to work for dad.
4. Yes.
5. Neutral?!? Lady...have you seen this country in the last 18 months? I side with the Russians...you figure it out.
6. I'm not sure I'd call my kids smart really...and I'd love for my ex to have to work for me and not my salary.....know what I mean?
7. What's that?
If those questions are real, that's some seriously high maintenance....
People are assholes because half the people around are of below average intelligence - Shunned
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I hope I didn't infer that I was antifingerbanging. Its an art I hold dear. - RT
Re: Online Dating
tell her you invest in child labor.
i'll bet she runs that mouth ALL. THE. TIME.
dog, I'd hate to be single again.
some things are best rented than owned, jus' sayin'.
i'll bet she runs that mouth ALL. THE. TIME.
dog, I'd hate to be single again.
some things are best rented than owned, jus' sayin'.
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Pussy, much like freedom, ain't free.
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Pussy, much like freedom, ain't free.
America has become a dildo that has turned berserkly on its owner. ~McGuane 1971
Re: Online Dating
^THIS. My wife drives me nuts sometimes, but it beats being single at this age. By the time any chick gets to be 40+ and single, she broken somehow and, if your lucky, she knows it. Either she's been married (often several times) or she's never been married (which usually begs the question of why). Like adopting a dog...ya just never know what headaches you are inheriting.
The difference between decency and indecency is opportunity...
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One could search their entire lives for the perfect drift, and it would not be a wasted life.
"If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell." -Toombs
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Re: Online Dating
Da Ax wrote: ↑Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:08 am^THIS. My wife drives me nuts sometimes, but it beats being single at this age. By the time any chick gets to be 40+ and single, she broken somehow and, if your lucky, she knows it. Either she's been married (often several times) or she's never been married (which usually begs the question of why). Like adopting a dog...ya just never know what headaches you are inheriting.
fiver, mr. kill the bish the noo.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.
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Re: Online Dating
So, this little thread sounds intriguing and has some nice potential ...
with some meaningful pictures!!!
with some meaningful pictures!!!
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I would hate to be dating at this age....which is why I'm not...(sulks off to cry into pillow alone)
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"Put in the effort and good things happen"... Hogleg
"Salinity is proportional to sanity for sure" ..The Volfish
Redchaser.com, all about Louisiana Fly Fishing
Re: Online Dating
I agree, I could easily see it becoming "unlimited"....
the under 35 crowd could offer a very interesting, and different perspective, based on the pictures I've seen!
The Drake, at it's best, gets us away from this regurgitated ration of shit that is everywhere you look in Flyfishing. VTNZ
Re: Online Dating
Kim,
Why do you think that you are single? You seem very open minded, confident, outgoing...so why?
Why do you think that you are single? You seem very open minded, confident, outgoing...so why?
Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need-a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
-Jerome K. Jerome, 1889
-Jerome K. Jerome, 1889
