20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by yard4sale » Mon Jul 23, 2018 12:40 pm

Rule #1: Know your audience.
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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by 421sd » Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:08 pm

Rule #2: Fuck off (See rule #1)

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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by -G- » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:49 pm

1.) Sponsers. Email sage, Winston, renzetti, and flycraft rafts asking for free shit because they could be lucky enough to be apart of YOUR NEW FLY FISHING BLOG

2.) Experience. You need to fly fish for a long hard 1.5-2 years before you’re qualified to blog about fly fishing.

3.) Fly tying. You need fly tying videos. Dubstep or gtfo on the music. I especially want to know your reasoning behind how you prefer to tie on dumbbell eyes.

4.) Pictures. Nikon D5 or gtfo. Better save for some new lenses too.

5.) Intervews. I’m fully expecting to hear from industry leaders like your buddy that guided the frying pan a few summers back.

6.) Steelhead. Steelhead get the bitches there’s no doubt about that. So you’re going to have to blog about how rough it was that one trip were it took you 3 entire days to catch a hatchery fish and how much of a grind it was.

7-20 I’ll leave up to fellow drakians
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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by austrotard » Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:26 pm

confession: I had no idea blog was short for weblog.

relates: holy fuck, hey.

elates: well I was a minute ago.
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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by LTFI » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:10 pm

No wonder I never get the btiches...

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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by austrotard » Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:20 pm

7) having tits helps.
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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by Da Ax » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:56 am

What's a weblog?
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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by flysmallie » Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:02 am

-G- wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:49 pm

4.) Pictures. Nikon D5 or gtfo. Better save for some new lenses too.

4a. Rod in mouth.
4b. Arms extended.

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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by yard4sale » Wed Jul 25, 2018 11:52 am

Great, now it looks like I started this thread...Thanks Jed.


flysmallie wrote:
Wed Jul 25, 2018 8:02 am
-G- wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:49 pm

4.) Pictures. Nikon D5 or gtfo. Better save for some new lenses too.

4a. Rod in mouth.
4b. Arms extended.
And fer fucks sake, NO SMILING! Catching fish is serious biznass.
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If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will

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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by Transylwader » Wed Jul 25, 2018 12:02 pm

Yard, FFS, I thought you was going to offer advice for an intrepid drunk to drink during the work day. Thanks fer nuthin', mate, I figured it out. Invite her to drink at lunch. It fucking worked!
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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by austrotard » Wed Jul 25, 2018 5:27 pm

tranny dates homeless btices.
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Re: 20 Things To Keep in mind For Writing A Excellent Weblog Post

Post by Ruddy Duck » Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:15 am

-G- wrote:
Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:49 pm

3.) Fly tying. You need fly tying videos. Dubstep or gtfo on the music. I especially want to know your reasoning behind how you prefer to tie on dumbbell eyes.
It is imperative that the "tying section" of the video run at a faster speed, but you must slow it down to actual time when you take a sip of your craft beer.

Pro tip: Hold the beer out in front of the camera so the viewer can identify the brand/flavor.

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