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#689909
Bill, you are living right.
#689911
Nice work Jeremy!
#690005
I did some freelance work for a fella about 18mths ago.

shortly afterwards his business went a little bit tits up and I never got paid. I felt like bill.



fella recently lost his missus, two girls at uni... I never barked or bit.

in fact my last email said something along the lines of ''don't worry, look after yourself''... fuck. I must've been jrunk.



he belled me three days ago to pay me.

yesterday he handed me cash. freelance means cash.



not a word to the taxman, fuckos.




#690029
so you're coming to Rustbelt?
#690135
got a new secretary today.
she's 10yrs old, in her pajoojoos and has a snotty nose.

she's making me scones and coffee as we wait for approval on a project we don't need.

this one will just be for the ashtray monies and petrol wongas.
two sleeps until pembo.
#690161
that ashtray money approval came in at 3pm.
which is good, as I had ordered the materials at 2pm.

mtice knows when to hold em.

but today there's an empty office chair.

scarleywarleys knew when to run.
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