things I a-heared at drake camp

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by ironman » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:27 am

(to Sakonnet)

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by ironman » Tue Jun 19, 2018 7:29 am

I smell like freshly baked muffins and victory - AJ
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fly-chucker » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:07 pm

At local only breakfast joint

FredA - "I'll take two eggs scrambled, bacon, and white toast.

Waitress - rolls eyes and mouths "fuck you"

fly-chucker - "She must not have liked your order"

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Bigguy » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:00 pm

Sage advice- avoid old girl friends at all cost!

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:23 pm

"c'mon! it's selfie time!"
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:35 pm

"here's your coffee, 'nigel'." says a drakian to the black fella.

only in 'straya, hey.



disclaimer: yeah. they're mates.
disclaimer part deux: and no, it wasn't me.
and three: funnily enough there was no fucking kneeling afterwards. only high-five success.

I guess that makes us special.
we'll always have buffalo, sweet josh.

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fly-chucker » Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:50 am

"as long as I can see Tranny's nipples, we'll be OK"
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"Get off the water you dumb asses…there is a shit storm coming." -Pancho Rancho

"Fucker compared my small stream trout weenie cast to an epileptic with Tourette’s Syndrome." -Carpe Tructa

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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fly-chucker » Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:57 am

"it tickles"
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by austrotard » Sun Nov 11, 2018 4:34 am

here's a popular rhetoric...

"what the fuck are we listening to."
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by Redchaser » Sat Dec 08, 2018 4:40 pm

Everybody “farther farther you’re 3 feet short”
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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by mitch aka 2 fish » Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:39 pm

cliff: yeah... the job was in padbury.
mtice: I don't even know where padbury is. hey, do you remember when those fellas spray-painted the iga up there? they changed the sign to padbury niggas.
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rampant: whoa! just a fucking minute! I find that very disrespectful. I mean for fuck's sake... we've got one right here sat at the table!

silence and then balltearing laughter.

mtice: wait. cliff isn't from padbury...

and then again.



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Re: things I a-heared at drake camp

Post by fatman » Mon Dec 10, 2018 3:20 pm

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