mitch aka 2 fish wrote: ↑Thu May 30, 2019 9:08 pm
some postie cunt has nicked me new manchester united scarves.
it's funny. one could go into deepest darkest madagascar and it's guaranteed you'll find some colonial brother in a united shirt.
misdirected racism pisses me off. twats.
I'm not sure your brain is firing on all cylinders anymore, Mitch. Maybe that's spelled "Cylindres" in the Empire.
Mine isn't either, I convinced myself that I had testicular cancer this week because my nuts were sore. Maybe it was because I kept checking that I didn't have lumps on them over and over after realizing that I hadn't done so.....ever?
Edit: I even caught myself looking at my nuts in profile this morning, thinking to myself "Well, that doesn't look right". I have never looked at my nuts in profile before this morning.
Not to ruin the fun, but it's a well known fact that sports teams dump excess merchandise on developing countries when it is no longer feasible to sell it. One example would be how all of these teams immediately have "Perth League Champions" shirts immediately after winning said championship. The clothing companies print both teams' shirts well before the match, and the losers are the poor countries that get the shirts proclaiming the wrong victor.
As it turns out, God? He was a squirrel. A big 'ol meaty one. "I found god, he used to say"