[Lando]

I sure hope 2 + 2 still equals whatever you want.

[B.M. Barrelcooker]

I'll bet 5 that he came home and poured a drink.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

mr. mediocre, in the parking lot, with a flask.

A: 4.2(0)

[Average Joe]

No need for flasks or parking lots when you can fill a dozen or more of these with vodka and drink at your desk.

Just like old times.

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Two days down, and the cost of my flight to Alaska next year is now fully covered.

[mitch aka 2 fish]

I think next year is quebec or however the fuck one pronounces it.

[Lando]

I want to go to Manitoba.

[Average Joe]

On my first day back to work I put a piece of pipe in my backpack. It proved to be heavy and difficult to access, so today I brought my wading staff.

While crossing the street, with the light, in the crosswalk, wearing my neon safety vest, a Mercedes speeding in the opposite direction made a sharp left turn and passed no more than a foot in front of me.

I held out the wading staff as he did so and put a nice scratch along the entire length of his shiny new car.

Simple pleasures are often the best.

[Bruiser]

On my first day back to work I put a piece of pipe in my backpack. It proved to be heavy and difficult to access, so today I brought my wading staff.

While crossing the street, with the light, in the crosswalk, wearing my neon safety vest, a Mercedes speeding in the opposite direction made a sharp left turn and passed no more than a foot in front of me.

I held out the wading staff as he did so and put a nice scratch along the entire length of his shiny new car.

Simple pleasures are often the best.

I should log in here more often.