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By BigTimber
#696168
mitch aka 2 fish wrote: Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:55 pm confession: the police do not like you referring to the breathalyser as 'the machine that tells you how to do your job'.

relates: the more you don't fit a profile the more chance of being pulled.

elates: the less convictions the lesser chance of them having to use a machine that tells them what to do.

lates: the police are dumby ottises.
you got off AGAIN!?
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#696198
I'll never let you lot know when I do not.

cheers,
teflon shone (pour your sippy cup, cunts.)
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#696414
confession: fuck canada.

relates: don cherry.

elates: seriously. fuck canada. what a bunch of pandering milquetoast cunts.

lates: canada is, in fact, fucked.

sate: australia thinks your[sic] gay.
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By Lando
#696420
That is so funny......his suits are more offensive than his comments.
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By flashback
#696423
It will be interesting to see who his replacement is. Watching TV does seem to cause some brain problems.
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#696424
you know as well as I do it'll be a woman. most likely trans, black and a treble amputee.
but we'll make light of her lisp to be edgy.


"mayonnaise is spicy."
-today's canadian men
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#696535
confession: I have to get up an hour earlier everyday.

relates: I call it sobering time.

elates: hit my target weight.

lates: jrunk.

sate: I tend to hit shit when I'm jrunk.
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By Lando
#696556
If I had Mitch’s addy, I’d post him this stat.....
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By mitch aka 2 fish
#696562
^this

re: what is wrong in my life that I must get jrunk every night.
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By Average Joe
#696813
Got on the train this morning.

All the seats were taken, so I had to stand.

Saw a guy acting a bit unusual.

Guy noticed me looking at him and went off the deep end.

Guy came storming over and screamed, “STOP LOOKING AT ME MOTHERFUCKER, OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP!”

Guy was tiny.

Borderline midget.

I had a twelve inch Maglite in my right hand and a wading staff in my left.

I looked down at him and said, “Fuck you. I’ll look where I want.”

The guy screamed, “FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” and then spat on some Asian dude.

Then he ran into the next car.

All of the other passengers continued to sleep or stare at their phones, like nothing happened.

Even the Asian dude.

Four more weeks of this horseshit, and then it’s back to day-drinking on the patio.
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